1 00:02:23,565 --> 00:02:25,755 Oh, what did you do that for? 2 00:02:25,991 --> 00:02:28,875 Something kind of cute was about to happen. 3 00:02:29,166 --> 00:02:31,401 I know. But it's six o'clock. 4 00:02:31,521 --> 00:02:32,773 Ohhhh! 5 00:02:37,805 --> 00:02:39,113 Gee, what a business. 6 00:02:39,116 --> 00:02:41,497 You might as well run a milk route. 7 00:02:42,651 --> 00:02:44,411 Where's Mac? Isn't she up yet? 8 00:02:44,440 --> 00:02:46,013 I'll get to her, Miss Burns. 9 00:02:46,016 --> 00:02:47,996 Where is Summers with the orange juice? 10 00:02:48,006 --> 00:02:50,940 His nice lukewarm orange juice with seeds in it? 11 00:02:50,946 --> 00:02:53,789 Oh I heard him flushing around the kitchen. 12 00:02:54,001 --> 00:02:57,434 Hey, I didn't give you that for negligee. It's an evening wrap. 13 00:02:57,635 --> 00:02:58,878 I know, Miss Lola,. 14 00:02:58,881 --> 00:03:02,825 But the negligee what you give me got all tore up the night before last. 15 00:03:04,163 --> 00:03:07,278 Your day office your brutal on your lingerie. 16 00:03:12,616 --> 00:03:13,852 Just a minute. 17 00:03:13,855 --> 00:03:15,224 Just a minute. 18 00:03:16,785 --> 00:03:19,510 Can't you get up in time enough to put on your uniform? 19 00:03:19,515 --> 00:03:21,550 Don't scold me with your steam, woman. 20 00:03:21,579 --> 00:03:23,913 I knows wheres the bodies buried. 21 00:03:27,442 --> 00:03:30,685 Yes? Miss Mac, Miss Burns secretary, speaking. 22 00:03:31,631 --> 00:03:32,903 Oh it's you, is it? 23 00:03:32,906 --> 00:03:34,783 Yes I know it's six o'clock. 24 00:03:34,787 --> 00:03:36,896 And I know she's due on location at 7:30. 25 00:03:36,897 --> 00:03:39,697 And I know she's to wear the white dress without the brassiere. 26 00:03:39,698 --> 00:03:42,234 And I know you'll always be just a second assistant director. 27 00:03:42,235 --> 00:03:43,830 Because you don't think anybody else is 28 00:03:43,831 --> 00:03:46,317 capable of thinking for himself or herself. 29 00:03:48,517 --> 00:03:49,567 Ahem. 30 00:03:50,802 --> 00:03:52,602 Good morning, Summers. 31 00:03:53,007 --> 00:03:54,412 How's your brother? 32 00:03:54,666 --> 00:03:56,133 Brother, Miss Burns? 33 00:03:56,162 --> 00:03:57,750 Sure. The one in San Quentin. 34 00:03:57,753 --> 00:03:59,416 Are they gonna let him out? 35 00:03:59,420 --> 00:04:02,068 But I only have a married sister, Miss Burns. 36 00:04:02,073 --> 00:04:05,203 Oh that's right. I was thinking of the guy who was here last week. 37 00:04:05,235 --> 00:04:08,571 Oh, yes. His name was Summers, I believe. 38 00:04:08,602 --> 00:04:10,160 I'm Winters. 39 00:04:10,202 --> 00:04:12,322 Hmm. He was Summers. You are Winters. 40 00:04:12,554 --> 00:04:14,619 Are butlers always in season? 41 00:04:14,669 --> 00:04:16,301 I can't say, Miss. 42 00:04:17,255 --> 00:04:19,944 Hey, this isn't orange juice! 43 00:04:20,074 --> 00:04:23,010 No, Miss, it's sauerkraut juice. 44 00:04:23,146 --> 00:04:24,541 Well, take it away. 45 00:04:24,569 --> 00:04:26,920 It's like dipping your tongue in Lux. 46 00:04:27,143 --> 00:04:30,082 I'm sorry, Miss, but there weren't any oranges. 47 00:04:30,300 --> 00:04:33,081 No oranges? This is California, man. 48 00:04:33,315 --> 00:04:35,078 Tell Mrs. Crawford to come in here. 49 00:04:35,107 --> 00:04:38,177 She's supposed order as well as do the cooking for this troop. 50 00:04:38,248 --> 00:04:40,683 Mrs. Crawford is not here this morning, Miss. 51 00:04:41,291 --> 00:04:42,486 Why not? 52 00:04:42,575 --> 00:04:46,797 It seems her niece is� having a baby. 53 00:04:47,223 --> 00:04:48,346 That's life for you. 54 00:04:48,374 --> 00:04:51,987 The cook's relatives have babies. And I have sauerkraut juice. 55 00:04:52,930 --> 00:04:55,638 - Good morning, Miss Burns. - Hello, sweetheart. 56 00:05:01,328 --> 00:05:03,922 Is massage before or after? 57 00:05:07,051 --> 00:05:08,373 Rub that in good, darling. 58 00:05:08,376 --> 00:05:10,775 We're going to use a darker makeup today. 28. 59 00:05:10,776 --> 00:05:14,240 That cameraman must think he's Rembrandt or someone. 60 00:05:14,241 --> 00:05:17,251 Trying to tell me about skin texture in yesterday's scenes. 61 00:05:17,387 --> 00:05:20,395 Dear, I wish you'd bind your wave when you go to bed. 62 00:05:20,426 --> 00:05:22,042 Miss Burns, really? 63 00:05:22,295 --> 00:05:25,172 Listen! One at a time! Can't you see I'm making her up? 64 00:05:25,177 --> 00:05:26,569 Well, this is important too. 65 00:05:26,598 --> 00:05:28,385 Ouch! Will you please be careful? 66 00:05:28,389 --> 00:05:29,827 I'm sorry, Miss Burns. 67 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:32,380 But every time, he and I get in the same argument. 68 00:05:32,602 --> 00:05:34,242 Look what you've done now! 69 00:05:34,358 --> 00:05:36,201 Somebody please get me a towel! 70 00:05:36,490 --> 00:05:38,452 Don't let that iron burn the bed! 71 00:05:38,528 --> 00:05:39,688 Oh, that's terrible. 72 00:05:45,535 --> 00:05:46,702 I don't care, Mac. 73 00:05:46,703 --> 00:05:48,763 Gee whiz, with all the dough I drag down every week, 74 00:05:48,764 --> 00:05:50,594 I don't see why things can't be run better. 75 00:05:50,595 --> 00:05:51,645 Every time I � 76 00:05:51,646 --> 00:05:53,029 Lola, I can only do one thing at a time. 77 00:05:53,030 --> 00:05:54,858 I really think you ought to discharge Loretta. 78 00:05:54,859 --> 00:05:56,844 She's becoming impossible. And full of lip too. 79 00:05:56,845 --> 00:05:59,927 - Oh, Loretta's all right. - Good morning, daughter. 80 00:05:59,928 --> 00:06:02,440 Pop, you old darling! What are you doing up so early? 81 00:06:02,441 --> 00:06:04,791 Are you going to settle down and help Lola out? 82 00:06:04,909 --> 00:06:05,959 I, uh � 83 00:06:06,083 --> 00:06:09,752 Your career is always paramount in my mind, daughter. 84 00:06:09,753 --> 00:06:10,638 I � I � 85 00:06:10,639 --> 00:06:13,186 That's the same shirt and tie you had on yesterday. 86 00:06:13,191 --> 00:06:14,647 Yes, daughter. The laundry � 87 00:06:14,648 --> 00:06:16,403 The Laundry! Nothing. You are ruthless. 88 00:06:16,404 --> 00:06:18,856 You've been out all night. And you're still boiled. 89 00:06:18,857 --> 00:06:21,621 I've been in conference with some racing men. 90 00:06:21,622 --> 00:06:23,659 We've been discussing methods of breeding. 91 00:06:23,660 --> 00:06:25,365 Don't talk to me about your methods of breeding. 92 00:06:25,366 --> 00:06:26,986 I don't want to hear another word. 93 00:06:27,152 --> 00:06:28,862 Where's the car? I gotta go to work. 94 00:06:28,866 --> 00:06:31,443 I insisted that Jeffrey get some sleep. 95 00:06:31,448 --> 00:06:33,989 We've been using him a little hard lately. 96 00:06:34,021 --> 00:06:35,085 Yeah I get it. 97 00:06:35,086 --> 00:06:37,634 All right, Mac. Have him bring around my roadster. 98 00:06:37,635 --> 00:06:39,805 Your brother took the roadster to Tijuana. 99 00:06:39,916 --> 00:06:41,391 Tijuana? Say, who told him � 100 00:06:41,394 --> 00:06:43,422 I sent Junior down there 101 00:06:43,426 --> 00:06:46,748 to look over crop of fillies, with the idea of a possible purchase. 102 00:06:46,749 --> 00:06:48,957 I know what kind of fillies he'll looked over. 103 00:06:48,958 --> 00:06:52,061 All right. Have him bring around the station wagon. 104 00:06:52,133 --> 00:06:54,687 Miss Burns, the cook took the station wagon. 105 00:06:54,717 --> 00:06:56,162 That's great! 106 00:06:56,165 --> 00:06:58,771 Now what am I supposed to go to work in, a kiddie car? 107 00:06:58,772 --> 00:07:00,388 I don't know why I go on putting up with this? 108 00:07:00,389 --> 00:07:03,342 I do all the work. And everybody uses my automobiles but me. 109 00:07:03,348 --> 00:07:06,880 And Pop is stewed. And I get soaked in sauerkraut juice. 110 00:07:06,886 --> 00:07:08,359 Miss. Carroll! 111 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:15,405 - How do you do? - Hello. Remember me? 112 00:07:15,406 --> 00:07:17,659 Carroll from Photoplay. I have to have a story, Lola. 113 00:07:17,660 --> 00:07:18,642 Of course. 114 00:07:18,643 --> 00:07:21,458 Miss Carroll, always glad to see the press. 115 00:07:21,563 --> 00:07:22,898 I know it's pretty early. 116 00:07:22,899 --> 00:07:25,615 But Space Hanlon said we could talk at breakfast and on the way to location. 117 00:07:25,616 --> 00:07:28,816 Your studio couldn't have a better publicity head than Hanlon, Lola. 118 00:07:28,817 --> 00:07:32,007 - He can always slip things in. - He certainly can. 119 00:07:32,013 --> 00:07:35,901 Summers � er. Winters, show Miss Carroll into the music room. 120 00:07:35,933 --> 00:07:37,215 I'll join you in a moment. 121 00:07:42,445 --> 00:07:45,674 Ha! Space Hanlon always slips things in, does he? 122 00:07:45,675 --> 00:07:47,951 He won't give me a minute for myself, that's what. 123 00:07:47,952 --> 00:07:49,759 And all those lies he's had printed about me. 124 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:51,300 Ever since I've been in this business. 125 00:07:51,301 --> 00:07:53,661 "Listen, sweetheart. You'd still be an extra..." 126 00:07:53,662 --> 00:07:55,952 "if it wasn't for me and what I know to feed the public." 127 00:07:55,953 --> 00:07:58,242 I'll call a studio car, Lola. 128 00:07:58,272 --> 00:08:00,346 Space Hanlon, that double-crossing � 129 00:08:00,350 --> 00:08:02,948 My daughter, Miss Carroll is waiting. 130 00:08:02,953 --> 00:08:06,778 A fine time to arrange an interview, with a person not half awake. 131 00:08:06,785 --> 00:08:08,900 - My daughter, don't � - Don't start. 132 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:12,847 And now, Miss Carroll, what's it to be? 133 00:08:12,876 --> 00:08:14,817 We can start in while we're waiting. 134 00:08:14,821 --> 00:08:17,534 All right. Let's start with your early life, Lola. 135 00:08:17,539 --> 00:08:19,760 See if we can get a new slant on it, eh? 136 00:08:19,761 --> 00:08:21,753 Let's see, uh. Born in Illinois, wasn't it? 137 00:08:21,754 --> 00:08:23,980 Yes, you see when mother died � 138 00:08:23,990 --> 00:08:28,335 We had extensive acreage in the southern part of the state. 139 00:08:28,342 --> 00:08:32,192 I gambled in breeding thoroughbreds and trotters. 140 00:08:32,679 --> 00:08:37,353 Lola has always known and loved animals ever since she was born. 141 00:08:37,749 --> 00:08:42,962 I always told her that animals were like human beings. 142 00:08:42,963 --> 00:08:45,199 When did you first think of entering pictures, Lola? 143 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:47,539 - Always, I guess. - Yes, of course. 144 00:08:47,569 --> 00:08:51,991 I always fostered Lola's interest and ability in histrionics. 145 00:08:52,516 --> 00:08:57,092 Perhaps I should've heeded the call to the theater myself, but... 146 00:08:57,101 --> 00:09:01,151 But I've been glad to be just a sportsman, I guess. 147 00:09:01,158 --> 00:09:03,894 But I've always listened to Lola recite. 148 00:09:03,899 --> 00:09:05,464 Forced her to, in fact. 149 00:09:05,670 --> 00:09:09,610 Watched her dictions, her postures, you understand? 150 00:09:09,611 --> 00:09:12,263 The studio car arrived with this new script. 151 00:09:12,264 --> 00:09:13,814 You'll have to get right over there. 152 00:09:13,815 --> 00:09:15,420 Studio? What about location? 153 00:09:15,421 --> 00:09:17,927 It's raining out in Riverside. It's called off out there. 154 00:09:17,928 --> 00:09:20,103 New scenes. New lines. Everything. 155 00:09:22,205 --> 00:09:24,450 What is this? I don't recognize it. 156 00:09:24,455 --> 00:09:25,907 Retakes on Red Dust. 157 00:09:25,908 --> 00:09:26,843 The Hays office sent it. 158 00:09:26,844 --> 00:09:28,877 And the picture's got to open Monday in New York. 159 00:09:28,878 --> 00:09:29,804 Come on. We have to hurry. 160 00:09:29,805 --> 00:09:31,890 But I don't know these lines. I � 161 00:09:31,891 --> 00:09:33,649 Gosh, that means different makeup. 162 00:09:33,650 --> 00:09:35,880 And I have to have my hair changed again. And � 163 00:09:36,349 --> 00:09:39,171 I ask you, Miss Carroll. As one lady to another � 164 00:09:39,177 --> 00:09:41,068 Isn't that a load of clams? 165 00:09:41,069 --> 00:09:43,377 It's a nine o'clock call on stage 7. You'll just make it. 166 00:09:43,378 --> 00:09:46,178 All right, let's go. Of all the things. 167 00:09:46,179 --> 00:09:48,384 We will have to continue this another time, Miss Carroll. 168 00:09:48,385 --> 00:09:49,849 But I guess I know everything anyway. 169 00:09:49,850 --> 00:09:52,110 Where's Loretta? Where's Barko? Where's Blimpo? 170 00:09:52,111 --> 00:09:54,818 Will you hurry up? We're late for the studio now. 171 00:09:54,819 --> 00:09:57,062 When the Marquis calls, tell him � down, Blimpo, down! 172 00:09:57,063 --> 00:09:58,991 When the Marquis calls, tell him to come to the studio. 173 00:09:58,992 --> 00:10:00,997 Down, Blimpo! Barko! Stop it. 174 00:10:00,998 --> 00:10:03,168 Pop, you go to bed and sleep it off, will you? 175 00:10:03,169 --> 00:10:06,496 What are these scenes anyway? I don't know anything. 176 00:10:06,497 --> 00:10:08,088 Well here goes for another day's work just beginning. 177 00:10:08,089 --> 00:10:09,664 And I'm dead on my feet already. 178 00:10:09,665 --> 00:10:11,301 What's the way out of this squirrel cage? 179 00:10:11,302 --> 00:10:12,731 Who knows? Who cares? 180 00:10:20,693 --> 00:10:23,083 - Is Hanlon in? - No. He isn't. 181 00:10:23,084 --> 00:10:24,321 How nice you look, Miss Carroll. 182 00:10:24,322 --> 00:10:26,827 Never mind that. Where's Space Hanlon? 183 00:10:35,047 --> 00:10:36,156 Come on out of there! 184 00:10:36,549 --> 00:10:37,599 Come on out! 185 00:10:39,299 --> 00:10:41,629 I'll wait here, if it takes me 100 years! 186 00:10:43,940 --> 00:10:46,070 London? One minute please. 187 00:10:46,071 --> 00:10:48,094 You big coward, come out of that office? 188 00:10:48,095 --> 00:10:49,700 Mr. Hanlon, London's calling. 189 00:10:50,086 --> 00:10:51,218 Open up this door! 190 00:10:51,221 --> 00:10:53,664 Mr. Hanlon, London's calling. London! 191 00:10:53,694 --> 00:10:55,281 Tell them to call back. 192 00:10:55,284 --> 00:10:56,574 But it's London! 193 00:10:56,602 --> 00:10:58,686 I'm not going to go away. You come out! 194 00:10:58,687 --> 00:10:59,525 Listen, Alice. 195 00:10:59,526 --> 00:11:01,730 I'm just sore about it as you are. I don't know how it got in the papers. 196 00:11:01,731 --> 00:11:03,573 Believe me, when I saw it, I could've dropped dead! 197 00:11:03,574 --> 00:11:05,487 Don't touch me! Don't touch me, you double-crosser. 198 00:11:05,488 --> 00:11:06,855 You gave it to the papers yourself! 199 00:11:06,856 --> 00:11:07,751 Who, me? 200 00:11:07,752 --> 00:11:10,169 How can you say that after all I've done? Like a brother! 201 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:11,043 Look. 202 00:11:11,044 --> 00:11:14,056 "Film star visits baby in hospital and stays overnight." 203 00:11:14,062 --> 00:11:15,495 What'll my husband say? 204 00:11:15,496 --> 00:11:17,572 He won't know anything about it. He's in London, isn't he? 205 00:11:17,573 --> 00:11:19,084 Listen, Alice. Get me Harrigan! 206 00:11:19,085 --> 00:11:20,835 Will you get me Harrigan? 207 00:11:20,836 --> 00:11:22,911 After all these years, you think I'd do a thing like that to you? 208 00:11:22,912 --> 00:11:24,110 You make me feel like a scum. 209 00:11:24,111 --> 00:11:26,358 No matter how much I want publicity, there's a limit someplace. 210 00:11:26,359 --> 00:11:27,788 I got Sunday's at � 211 00:11:27,791 --> 00:11:30,359 - Mr. Harrigan. - Yeah. 212 00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:33,164 Now listen here, you shyster. I'm getting sick and tired of this. 213 00:11:33,165 --> 00:11:35,015 Did you read this morning's papers? 214 00:11:35,016 --> 00:11:37,494 What kind of a legal department are you anyway? 215 00:11:37,495 --> 00:11:39,485 What do you let them print stuff like that for? 216 00:11:39,486 --> 00:11:41,863 I want you to start suing that newspaper immediately for libel. 217 00:11:41,864 --> 00:11:44,646 $100,000 � $200,000 � 218 00:11:44,651 --> 00:11:47,172 You hear me? $250,000. 219 00:11:47,177 --> 00:11:49,522 And I don't want any retraction. I want blood! 220 00:11:49,523 --> 00:11:53,198 Stop crying, honey. I'll have them print an apology on the front page! 221 00:11:53,199 --> 00:11:54,934 - With your picture. - Mr. Hanlon, London's calling. 222 00:11:54,935 --> 00:11:56,398 You know how I feel about you. 223 00:11:56,399 --> 00:11:59,256 Why, I wouldn't hurt you, kid, any more than I would my own mother. 224 00:11:59,257 --> 00:12:02,207 You leave this whole thing to me. I'll straighten it all out. 225 00:12:02,262 --> 00:12:04,981 Thanks, Space. I have a big day. 226 00:12:05,011 --> 00:12:06,326 All right, honey. 227 00:12:06,327 --> 00:12:07,275 You go on back on the set. 228 00:12:07,276 --> 00:12:09,041 They've been looking all over the lot for you. 229 00:12:09,042 --> 00:12:11,533 You just trust old Space. He'll fix it up for you. 230 00:12:11,538 --> 00:12:13,747 London's on the phone, Mr. Hanlon. 231 00:12:13,777 --> 00:12:15,339 Why didn't you say so? 232 00:12:15,342 --> 00:12:16,408 Listen, Elsie. 233 00:12:16,409 --> 00:12:19,126 Get in there on my private phone and call Schwartz at his home. 234 00:12:19,127 --> 00:12:21,079 Tell him that I just found out that Alice Cole 235 00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:23,423 is gonna be over at the hospital tonight wearing a veil. 236 00:12:23,424 --> 00:12:26,285 And for him to take a cameraman along. Hurry up! 237 00:12:30,184 --> 00:12:32,104 I'm going to Pittsburgh in the morning. 238 00:12:32,132 --> 00:12:33,872 And I just had to get your autograph. 239 00:12:34,192 --> 00:12:35,793 Do you know me? I'm very social. 240 00:12:51,172 --> 00:12:53,346 - Don't you recognize me? - What? 241 00:12:53,351 --> 00:12:54,635 I'm your husband. 242 00:12:54,636 --> 00:12:56,892 Why did you go away and leave the baby? 243 00:12:56,893 --> 00:12:59,293 Oh, please go away. The driver, go ahead! 244 00:12:59,294 --> 00:13:00,719 You must come home with me, Elizabeth. 245 00:13:00,720 --> 00:13:01,982 There's been two more babies since you've left. 246 00:13:01,983 --> 00:13:04,016 Please! My darling wife! 247 00:13:04,119 --> 00:13:05,698 Frank, come here. Help! 248 00:13:05,765 --> 00:13:07,262 Driver, go on! 249 00:13:07,666 --> 00:13:09,412 I can prove it by the mole on her back. 250 00:13:09,416 --> 00:13:11,096 Ask her. Ask her about the mole on it. 251 00:13:11,112 --> 00:13:13,322 I haven't got a mole on my back. 252 00:13:13,391 --> 00:13:15,843 Let me go! Let me go! 253 00:13:16,088 --> 00:13:19,302 You'd have to cut off my arm to keep me away from my wife! 254 00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:22,026 Well, I'll find a way. 255 00:13:24,444 --> 00:13:27,118 We're already on stage 7. So snap to it, Lola, please. 256 00:13:27,123 --> 00:13:29,278 All right, Broph. All right! 257 00:13:29,279 --> 00:13:31,156 And had some coffee on the set, will you? 258 00:13:31,157 --> 00:13:32,603 - You know the new lines? - I'll have them. 259 00:13:32,604 --> 00:13:34,325 But don't think I'm gonna get in that rain barrel 260 00:13:34,326 --> 00:13:36,859 if the water is as cold as it was last time. 261 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,292 A polar bear would've died in it. 262 00:13:39,321 --> 00:13:41,034 It's heated, Lola. Honest! 263 00:13:43,636 --> 00:13:45,728 Lola. 264 00:13:45,729 --> 00:13:48,843 I just seen Gillette about an extension of your contract. He says � 265 00:13:48,844 --> 00:13:50,923 - Don't bother me now, Ike. - But the new contract? 266 00:13:50,924 --> 00:13:52,909 I got a special Cadillac sports job out in front, Miss Burns. 267 00:13:52,910 --> 00:13:54,849 I thought perhaps you'd like to take a look at it. It's slightly used � 268 00:13:54,850 --> 00:13:57,474 I got three cars of my own now. And they're all in use. 269 00:13:57,475 --> 00:13:59,181 Here's that endowment policy, Miss Burns. 270 00:13:59,182 --> 00:14:00,843 Twenty year pay life with health and action � 271 00:14:00,844 --> 00:14:03,111 Hey, what do you fellows do, sleep here? 272 00:14:03,112 --> 00:14:05,567 But this is the one that your father and I went over. 273 00:14:05,568 --> 00:14:08,431 - Who is selling a policy? You or me? - I know, Mac � 274 00:14:08,432 --> 00:14:12,013 And that reminds me, I didn't get mine for the insurance on the house. Come on. 275 00:14:12,014 --> 00:14:15,684 Well well well. I see the bread lines already started to form this morning. 276 00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:18,324 Here's a couple of more vultures. 277 00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:20,114 I've come to collect the skeletons, boys. 278 00:14:20,115 --> 00:14:22,105 That is if you've got all the meat off it. 279 00:14:24,028 --> 00:14:26,025 I heard you, Space Hanlon. And I'm sorry. 280 00:14:26,030 --> 00:14:30,152 But any conversation with you would be just too much of a strain this morning. 281 00:14:34,636 --> 00:14:38,753 And you don't need to keep standing there. 282 00:14:38,754 --> 00:14:42,124 Because there is absolutely no chance of that door being unlocked. 283 00:14:42,870 --> 00:14:44,114 Hello, Sugar. 284 00:14:44,350 --> 00:14:46,465 Who put all the prune whip on your pan? 285 00:14:46,470 --> 00:14:48,985 I feel a slight draft, Loretta. But go ahead. 286 00:14:49,129 --> 00:14:52,214 "What's the idea of getting in that barrel?" 287 00:14:52,410 --> 00:14:54,132 Hmm, wait a minute. Don't tell me. 288 00:14:54,133 --> 00:14:55,134 Let me think. 289 00:14:55,135 --> 00:14:57,933 One at a time, please! Don't crowd. Step right up, folks. 290 00:14:57,934 --> 00:14:59,681 In the next step, we have Lola Burns. 291 00:14:59,682 --> 00:15:03,151 The girl who actually thinks while thousands cheer. 292 00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:04,031 Hey, Lola. 293 00:15:04,032 --> 00:15:06,382 You get out of here with your cheap wisecracks. 294 00:15:06,383 --> 00:15:08,194 I wasn't in here in the first place. 295 00:15:12,297 --> 00:15:13,660 You, fool! 296 00:15:14,344 --> 00:15:15,996 Come on, Lola. 297 00:15:15,997 --> 00:15:18,888 How about you and me ending this cat-and-dog fight, huh? 298 00:15:18,889 --> 00:15:20,504 Gee, I'd like to, Space. 299 00:15:20,505 --> 00:15:21,509 Give him a break, Lola. 300 00:15:21,510 --> 00:15:23,619 He's not a bad guy for a publicity man. 301 00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:25,989 That's just it. We used to have a lot of fun. 302 00:15:25,990 --> 00:15:28,173 But ever since I began to make a name for myself, 303 00:15:28,174 --> 00:15:31,616 He's-been double-crossing me with his rotten publicity. He's not � 304 00:15:31,617 --> 00:15:33,043 He's seen to it that Lola Burns 305 00:15:33,044 --> 00:15:35,994 is a family slogan from Kokomo, Indiana to the Khyber Pass. 306 00:15:35,995 --> 00:15:38,129 Strongmen take one look at your picture, 307 00:15:38,130 --> 00:15:41,334 go home and kiss their wives for the first time in 10 years. 308 00:15:41,485 --> 00:15:42,925 You're international tonic. 309 00:15:43,010 --> 00:15:44,853 You're a boon to re-population 310 00:15:44,882 --> 00:15:47,897 in a world thinned out by war and famine. 311 00:15:48,051 --> 00:15:49,801 - You're a � - That's all very funny. 312 00:15:49,802 --> 00:15:51,410 But how do you think I enjoy reading 313 00:15:51,411 --> 00:15:53,970 all that scandal that hasn't an ounce of truth in it? 314 00:15:53,971 --> 00:15:55,632 I told you, Sugar. 315 00:15:55,635 --> 00:15:59,323 It isn't what you like to read. It's what the public likes to read. 316 00:15:59,324 --> 00:16:01,469 They see you in these Scarlet Letter Lily of the Streets parts � 317 00:16:01,470 --> 00:16:04,372 Well, I'm sick and tired of playing unladylike parts. 318 00:16:04,377 --> 00:16:06,398 And of your undignified publicity. 319 00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:08,456 And I'm going to tell Mr. Gillette about it. 320 00:16:08,457 --> 00:16:10,508 Don't blame me. I'm only doing my job. 321 00:16:10,509 --> 00:16:13,391 Hey, how about you and me going to the Coconut Grove tonight? 322 00:16:13,392 --> 00:16:15,520 It's collegiate night. Or something like that. 323 00:16:15,521 --> 00:16:18,549 I'll pickup a frat pin. And we'll pretend we're 17 again. 324 00:16:18,550 --> 00:16:19,484 What do you say? 325 00:16:19,485 --> 00:16:21,832 I'm sorry, but I'm going with someone else. 326 00:16:21,833 --> 00:16:23,495 Oh. 327 00:16:23,496 --> 00:16:26,253 Well, gosh sakes, you don't ask me till the last minute. 328 00:16:26,254 --> 00:16:27,469 How was I to know? 329 00:16:27,470 --> 00:16:28,643 Why don't you tell him you've got to work? 330 00:16:28,644 --> 00:16:29,650 Tell him you sprained your ankle. 331 00:16:29,651 --> 00:16:31,317 Tell him you've got klieg eyes or something. 332 00:16:31,318 --> 00:16:32,451 I can't do that, Space. 333 00:16:32,478 --> 00:16:33,807 Aw go ahead. 334 00:16:33,808 --> 00:16:36,414 I'll break a story in the afternoon edition just to prove it, huh? 335 00:16:36,415 --> 00:16:39,046 See, that's just typical. Another lie! 336 00:16:39,292 --> 00:16:41,535 - Who are you going with? - A friend of mine. 337 00:16:41,540 --> 00:16:42,590 Oh. 338 00:16:42,759 --> 00:16:45,749 - That Marquis, huh? - Yes, if you have to know. 339 00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:46,857 Aw, gee, Lola. 340 00:16:46,858 --> 00:16:49,548 What's the idea of running around with that rummage sale Romeo? 341 00:16:49,549 --> 00:16:53,673 Did I insult Alice Cole when she had you making calf's eyes at her? 342 00:16:53,681 --> 00:16:55,869 Why don't you take her with you tonight? 343 00:16:55,873 --> 00:16:58,596 Alice Cole is now a respectable married woman. 344 00:16:58,626 --> 00:17:00,409 She hates my insides. 345 00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:03,354 Well, Hugo happens to be a charming gentleman. 346 00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:05,312 Just because a guy with an out-of-town accent 347 00:17:05,313 --> 00:17:07,771 happens to have a dress suit with a hair ribbon across his chest 348 00:17:07,772 --> 00:17:11,082 you dames get a pedigree and start reaching for the diamond tiara. 349 00:17:11,083 --> 00:17:12,810 What's the next line, Loretta? 350 00:17:12,811 --> 00:17:15,127 What are you going to do, write him off your income tax? 351 00:17:15,128 --> 00:17:17,945 Why don't you ask Georgia Mansfield or Thelma Joyce 352 00:17:17,951 --> 00:17:19,514 how much he mooched out of them? 353 00:17:19,517 --> 00:17:22,538 Excuse the noise, Loretta. We seem to be passing a stockyard. 354 00:17:22,544 --> 00:17:24,303 Oh you. 355 00:17:24,688 --> 00:17:25,875 Listen, Sugar. 356 00:17:25,903 --> 00:17:29,032 I know I'm no prize out of a Cracker Jacks box. 357 00:17:29,038 --> 00:17:30,350 But at least I don't allow 358 00:17:30,353 --> 00:17:32,823 a professional dame to lead me around by the nose. 359 00:17:33,098 --> 00:17:36,215 That's because somebody forgot to put a ring in it. 360 00:17:38,029 --> 00:17:40,964 Hi, Miss Lane. Back in Indochina again. 361 00:17:40,970 --> 00:17:42,021 Hi, Lois. 362 00:17:42,024 --> 00:17:44,794 Hey, where's Clark? Isn't he working in this with me? 363 00:17:44,799 --> 00:17:46,726 Clark's on 15 till noon. 364 00:17:46,755 --> 00:17:48,840 We're gonna shoot your close-ups first. 365 00:17:49,180 --> 00:17:52,189 - Who's directing me today? - Jim Brogan. 366 00:17:52,195 --> 00:17:55,333 No, Jim Brogan? When he'd come back on the lot? 367 00:17:55,339 --> 00:17:57,989 Yesterday. Does that give you any heartthrobs, huh? 368 00:17:57,990 --> 00:17:58,998 Now wait a minute, Cupid. 369 00:17:58,999 --> 00:18:02,502 Don't start sneaking around this set with your bow and arrows because � 370 00:18:02,503 --> 00:18:04,066 Broph. You remember! 371 00:18:04,639 --> 00:18:07,169 That's what's the matter with me. I've been hungry. 372 00:18:09,856 --> 00:18:10,906 Hey! 373 00:18:10,981 --> 00:18:13,209 - You call me? - Where's your pass, please? 374 00:18:13,214 --> 00:18:15,678 Pass? I've never needed to pass before. 375 00:18:15,708 --> 00:18:16,758 New ruling, sir. 376 00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:18,599 But I've come to see Miss Burns. 377 00:18:18,628 --> 00:18:20,141 Did she leave the word then? 378 00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:21,724 I am the Marquis de Hugo � 379 00:18:21,727 --> 00:18:24,077 I know who you are. But you see, it's a new ruling. 380 00:18:24,570 --> 00:18:26,029 Let's not argue this here. 381 00:18:26,030 --> 00:18:28,244 Call Miss Burns on the set and explain the situation. 382 00:18:28,245 --> 00:18:29,488 All right. 383 00:18:30,514 --> 00:18:32,380 Hello? Yes, Frank. 384 00:18:33,047 --> 00:18:35,351 What?! Well, who said so!?? 385 00:18:35,465 --> 00:18:37,340 Mr. Hanlon? Oh he did, did he?! 386 00:18:37,344 --> 00:18:39,204 Well, you let them in right away! 387 00:18:39,208 --> 00:18:41,682 I don't care. I said let him in! 388 00:18:41,988 --> 00:18:43,891 I'll attend to Mr. Hanlon. 389 00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:45,770 All right. Let him in! 390 00:18:45,797 --> 00:18:48,027 Trying to keep my friends out of the studio � 391 00:18:48,404 --> 00:18:50,288 - Jim! - Hiya, babe. 392 00:18:50,292 --> 00:18:53,677 They just told me you'd come back on the lot. Gee, you look swell. 393 00:18:53,708 --> 00:18:54,788 So do you, Lola. 394 00:18:54,789 --> 00:18:56,134 Sorry to hear about your divorce. 395 00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:58,336 Don't be. Maybe that's why I'm looking so good. 396 00:18:58,337 --> 00:18:59,829 You just couldn't make it work, could you? 397 00:18:59,830 --> 00:19:01,049 No. But I don't blame her. 398 00:19:01,050 --> 00:19:03,899 She was out of the business. Couldn't get used to the long hours. 399 00:19:03,900 --> 00:19:05,187 - Well, you know. - Uh-huh. 400 00:19:05,697 --> 00:19:08,370 I was a fool to look at anybody but you, Lola. 401 00:19:08,371 --> 00:19:10,232 You kind of stood me up, didn't you, Jim? 402 00:19:10,233 --> 00:19:12,074 I guess a girl's got to lose her head once 403 00:19:12,075 --> 00:19:13,935 just to get her back again for keeps. 404 00:19:13,936 --> 00:19:17,917 You know, darling. Just seeing you again makes me crazier than ever about you. 405 00:19:17,918 --> 00:19:18,932 Cut, Jim. Cut. 406 00:19:18,933 --> 00:19:21,295 Now, on the level, honey. I mean it this time. 407 00:19:21,518 --> 00:19:22,659 What do you say? 408 00:19:22,703 --> 00:19:24,153 I say we go to work. 409 00:19:29,617 --> 00:19:31,966 Oh, Hugo, darling. I'm so sorry. 410 00:19:31,970 --> 00:19:34,168 Honest. I don't know how it happened. 411 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,632 It was very embarrassing. 412 00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:37,990 To be stopped and questioned by an ordinary porter. 413 00:19:37,991 --> 00:19:40,548 I know, Hugo. Do you know Jim Brogan? 414 00:19:40,553 --> 00:19:42,267 Yeah, we met once or twice. 415 00:19:42,296 --> 00:19:43,351 Glad to know you. 416 00:19:43,353 --> 00:19:44,986 He admitted he knew who I was. 417 00:19:44,987 --> 00:19:46,307 And yet he wouldn't let me pass. 418 00:19:46,308 --> 00:19:48,263 All right, clear the stage! 419 00:19:48,264 --> 00:19:49,807 Give me all your lights on each! 420 00:19:49,808 --> 00:19:51,345 Come on over and sit down. 421 00:19:51,349 --> 00:19:53,833 Honest, it won't happen again, Hugo. 422 00:19:53,863 --> 00:19:56,284 - You can see everything from there. - Thank you. 423 00:19:56,289 --> 00:19:57,966 I've got to fix my hair. 424 00:19:57,967 --> 00:20:02,510 A little hotter on the roof, pal. A little hotter on the roof. 425 00:20:02,511 --> 00:20:04,196 All right, that's enough. 426 00:20:04,197 --> 00:20:05,592 Ow! 427 00:20:05,593 --> 00:20:07,939 Sorry. I didn't know you were there. 428 00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:10,640 Hugo, darling. Does it hurt? He didn't mean to do it. Let me � 429 00:20:10,641 --> 00:20:12,211 It's positively all right. 430 00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:13,521 Places, please! 431 00:20:13,524 --> 00:20:16,679 Hugo, dear. Would you like a glass of water or some coffee? 432 00:20:16,680 --> 00:20:17,533 Loretta, maybe � 433 00:20:17,534 --> 00:20:19,366 Whenever Miss Burns is ready! 434 00:20:19,370 --> 00:20:20,477 All right. 435 00:20:27,172 --> 00:20:29,288 Now look, Lola. 436 00:20:29,293 --> 00:20:30,936 You're in the barrel, see? 437 00:20:32,025 --> 00:20:34,975 And Gable comes around there. And when he comes out to here � 438 00:20:35,373 --> 00:20:36,933 You watch my hand for the signal. 439 00:20:37,673 --> 00:20:40,519 You start splashing the water and laughing. And then � 440 00:20:49,342 --> 00:20:51,347 Why, Jim. What's the matter? 441 00:20:53,891 --> 00:20:55,613 Jim, now what are you mad about? 442 00:20:55,617 --> 00:20:59,756 Listen. Will you kindly tell that glorified barber to get off my set? 443 00:20:59,763 --> 00:21:02,767 He's not a barber He speaks French, Spanish, Italian... 444 00:21:02,768 --> 00:21:04,049 I don't care if he speaks Eskimo. 445 00:21:04,050 --> 00:21:05,674 I don't like him. Tell him to get off! 446 00:21:05,675 --> 00:21:06,931 He's got royal blood in his veins. 447 00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:08,966 I don't care if he's got a royal flush in his kidneys! 448 00:21:08,967 --> 00:21:10,326 - Tell him to scram! - Jim! 449 00:21:10,327 --> 00:21:12,567 I can't stand him, I tell you. Tell him to get off! 450 00:21:12,568 --> 00:21:14,545 You can't talk that way about Hugo! 451 00:21:14,546 --> 00:21:16,986 They told me you were falling for that gigolo. But I didn't believe it. 452 00:21:16,987 --> 00:21:19,931 - Are you talking about me? - Yes I'm talking about you! 453 00:21:19,936 --> 00:21:21,938 Jim, stop it! Hugo! 454 00:21:22,105 --> 00:21:25,229 Well, well. Good morning, everybody! 455 00:21:25,533 --> 00:21:26,739 Hugo, Jim, stop it! 456 00:21:26,742 --> 00:21:28,469 Get him away from me, Lola! 457 00:21:29,014 --> 00:21:30,961 Children, daughter, what is this? 458 00:21:30,965 --> 00:21:32,606 Here's old Colonel Starbottle. 459 00:21:32,607 --> 00:21:34,375 What a morning's work this is going to be! 460 00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:37,242 This boob seems to infer that I am unwelcome in this place. 461 00:21:37,243 --> 00:21:38,436 James, James, my boy. 462 00:21:38,439 --> 00:21:41,092 You mustn't quarrel with Hugo. He's no � 463 00:21:41,180 --> 00:21:44,588 I thought I threw that old lush off my set for good a year ago. 464 00:21:44,885 --> 00:21:46,774 As my daughter's business manager � 465 00:21:46,775 --> 00:21:48,925 - Business Manager? - I demand an apology! 466 00:21:48,926 --> 00:21:50,523 I'd forgotten all about you. 467 00:21:50,524 --> 00:21:53,141 Since when did you drop your buggy whip and take up the reigns of finance? 468 00:21:53,142 --> 00:21:55,580 You needn't speak of that so lightly. 469 00:21:55,610 --> 00:21:57,687 - Sir, horses are coming back. - Pop! 470 00:21:57,688 --> 00:22:00,266 Sure they are. You'll be behind every one of with a broom! 471 00:22:00,267 --> 00:22:02,526 You can't talk to my father like that! I won't allow it! 472 00:22:02,527 --> 00:22:03,491 But, Lola, after all � 473 00:22:03,492 --> 00:22:06,718 Who do you think you are? Talking to a poor defenseless old man � 474 00:22:06,719 --> 00:22:09,118 When I'm working I won't have my set cluttered up with the lot of loafers. 475 00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:10,652 See here! I'm her father. 476 00:22:10,653 --> 00:22:13,045 - Who's I had? Whose round is this? - You keep out of it! 477 00:22:13,046 --> 00:22:15,456 Stay out of here! I don't bother with your department, Hanlon. 478 00:22:15,457 --> 00:22:17,704 Now wait a minute, Jim. Wait a minute. 479 00:22:17,705 --> 00:22:19,999 Listen, I don't need you to settle my arguments. 480 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:21,904 I know, but wait a minute. 481 00:22:21,905 --> 00:22:23,939 Is this the old smooth kind easy-going Brogan. 482 00:22:23,940 --> 00:22:26,720 The one genius in Hollywood who doesn't have any temperament? 483 00:22:26,721 --> 00:22:28,549 Only the other day, Gillette was saying to me, 484 00:22:28,550 --> 00:22:30,583 "Thank heaven, Jim Brogan's back on the lot." 485 00:22:30,584 --> 00:22:32,418 I know but � did he really say that? 486 00:22:32,419 --> 00:22:33,523 Certainly he said that. And a lot more. 487 00:22:33,524 --> 00:22:35,722 Now How'd you like to have him come popping in here right now. 488 00:22:35,723 --> 00:22:38,004 And see you ranting around here like any ordinary quicky director. 489 00:22:38,005 --> 00:22:39,478 Why don't you get up there and check on your set up. 490 00:22:39,479 --> 00:22:41,358 I'll get rid of this fungi. 491 00:22:41,451 --> 00:22:43,574 Thanks, Space. Hey � What else did he say? 492 00:22:43,899 --> 00:22:45,459 I'll give you the lowdown later. 493 00:22:46,234 --> 00:22:48,078 I don't understand, old chap. 494 00:22:48,079 --> 00:22:50,504 Just a little repartee. But it happens to all creative sensitive people. 495 00:22:50,505 --> 00:22:52,545 Marquis, you're just the man that I want to see. 496 00:22:52,546 --> 00:22:53,561 Yes, you do. 497 00:22:53,562 --> 00:22:55,836 You try to kick him off the lot. That's what you did. 498 00:22:55,837 --> 00:22:57,506 Please, Lola! That was all a ghastly mistake. 499 00:22:57,507 --> 00:22:58,718 A thousand apologies, Marquis. 500 00:22:58,719 --> 00:22:59,566 What I said was, 501 00:22:59,567 --> 00:23:00,709 the minute you appeared on the lot, 502 00:23:00,710 --> 00:23:02,547 I wanted you to report immediately to my office. 503 00:23:02,548 --> 00:23:03,966 That fool Frank got it all wrong. 504 00:23:03,967 --> 00:23:05,869 Frank usually gets things pretty straight. 505 00:23:05,870 --> 00:23:06,842 Oh, Lola, please! 506 00:23:06,843 --> 00:23:10,776 I just realized the Marquis is the one man in 1000 to help me out of a hole. 507 00:23:10,777 --> 00:23:13,420 You see, we're having a little trouble getting stuff in European publications. 508 00:23:13,421 --> 00:23:15,395 And I feel sure that if the Marquis will give us 509 00:23:15,396 --> 00:23:18,283 the benefit of his continental training, I'd certainly appreciate � 510 00:23:18,284 --> 00:23:19,497 Why I � why I � 511 00:23:19,500 --> 00:23:21,529 You know, I work very hard, Marquis. 512 00:23:21,530 --> 00:23:24,344 But believe it or not, I've never never been out of the state. 513 00:23:24,345 --> 00:23:27,256 Naturally, haven't got the pulse of the European public as well as I might have. 514 00:23:27,257 --> 00:23:28,693 However, on the other hand � 515 00:23:28,697 --> 00:23:29,947 0h, by the way, Mr. Burns � 516 00:23:29,948 --> 00:23:31,619 Will you drop over to Hurrells as soon as you can, please. 517 00:23:31,620 --> 00:23:32,896 And have some new photographs taken. 518 00:23:32,897 --> 00:23:36,147 I'm getting up an article for you in the American sportsman. 519 00:23:36,153 --> 00:23:38,003 Certainly, Space. 520 00:23:38,725 --> 00:23:42,171 American sportsman, eh? That Hanlon's a bright young fella. 521 00:23:42,178 --> 00:23:45,868 At least he sees Hugo as a man of intelligence after all. 522 00:23:45,875 --> 00:23:51,439 Photographs? I'll do that just as soon as you sign this check, daughter. 523 00:23:51,652 --> 00:23:54,411 - $400? - I want to wire it right away. 524 00:23:54,416 --> 00:23:55,604 Who for? 525 00:23:55,632 --> 00:23:57,406 Junior didn't explain. He � 526 00:23:57,410 --> 00:23:59,826 Oh, I get it. Tijuana again. 527 00:23:59,827 --> 00:24:01,715 They've been giving him a sleigh ride on that roulette wheel. 528 00:24:01,716 --> 00:24:03,706 Now, Lola, you mustn't be too hard on your brother. 529 00:24:03,707 --> 00:24:04,932 Not another nickel! 530 00:24:04,933 --> 00:24:06,966 He's been supporting every gambling joint on that border. 531 00:24:06,967 --> 00:24:09,044 With his millionaire complex and my money! 532 00:24:09,045 --> 00:24:11,670 - But they're liable to hold him. - Let them hold him. 533 00:24:11,671 --> 00:24:12,987 Let them put him to work on a rock pile. 534 00:24:12,988 --> 00:24:14,330 I don't care. I'm through. 535 00:24:14,333 --> 00:24:16,721 He's a liar. And a no-good. And a � 536 00:24:18,603 --> 00:24:21,453 Oh, what the heck, Ma liked him. 537 00:24:34,894 --> 00:24:36,154 Good evening, everybody. 538 00:24:36,356 --> 00:24:39,776 This is Gus Arnheim, speaking to you from the Coconut Grove. 539 00:24:39,973 --> 00:24:42,571 I see quite a few notables here this evening, folks. 540 00:24:42,707 --> 00:24:46,663 Right here in front of us, I see the beautiful Lola Burns. 541 00:24:46,670 --> 00:24:48,658 The bombshell herself, folks. 542 00:24:48,951 --> 00:24:52,233 And she's dancing with the Marquis di Binelli di Pisa. 543 00:24:52,527 --> 00:24:54,640 What a romantic couple they make. 544 00:24:56,529 --> 00:24:59,004 - Good evening, Gus. - Hello, Lola. 545 00:25:03,198 --> 00:25:04,248 Oh, Miss Burns. 546 00:25:04,484 --> 00:25:07,001 Miss Burns, please. Please, Miss Burns. 547 00:25:07,452 --> 00:25:08,649 Please, Miss Burns. 548 00:25:09,598 --> 00:25:11,988 Miss Burns, where'd you get the lovely gown? 549 00:25:11,989 --> 00:25:13,980 Everyone in our town is just crazy about you. 550 00:25:13,981 --> 00:25:15,094 Why, thank you. 551 00:25:15,150 --> 00:25:16,805 Oh, the gentlemen. 552 00:25:17,243 --> 00:25:19,724 Oh, who do you work for? 553 00:25:20,408 --> 00:25:21,523 There he is. 554 00:25:23,170 --> 00:25:26,168 I could dance with you forever, Hugo, darling. 555 00:25:26,174 --> 00:25:28,325 Sorry, Miss Burns. I'll have to cut in. 556 00:25:28,355 --> 00:25:29,532 I beg your pardon. 557 00:25:29,534 --> 00:25:32,753 - Is the Marquis di Binelli di Pisa? - I am but � 558 00:25:32,754 --> 00:25:34,384 We're federal. From the immigration office. 559 00:25:34,385 --> 00:25:36,602 You'll have to come along. The Commissioner wants to talk to you. 560 00:25:36,603 --> 00:25:37,991 Hugo, what on earth? 561 00:25:38,042 --> 00:25:39,634 Take your hands off me! 562 00:25:39,722 --> 00:25:42,815 Don't get tough. I haven't had my dinner yet. 563 00:25:42,821 --> 00:25:44,201 What is the meaning of this? 564 00:25:44,213 --> 00:25:45,758 How dare you come in here! 565 00:25:45,786 --> 00:25:47,736 Hugo, what do they want? 566 00:25:47,737 --> 00:25:49,652 You pulled it off on schedule all right. 567 00:25:49,653 --> 00:25:50,438 It's a good thing you did. 568 00:25:50,439 --> 00:25:52,242 If you hadn't, we'd be in a nice sweet jam. 569 00:25:52,243 --> 00:25:54,201 Stick with me and you'll scoop the town every time. 570 00:25:54,202 --> 00:25:56,201 If this stays on the front page tomorrow, 571 00:25:56,202 --> 00:25:59,485 I send over another case. Is Walker Black Label all right? 572 00:25:59,559 --> 00:26:00,645 Perfect, Space. 573 00:26:00,647 --> 00:26:01,940 That's all I want to know. 574 00:26:02,190 --> 00:26:03,522 Come on, blow, will you? 575 00:26:03,523 --> 00:26:06,756 I do not know what you're talking about. 576 00:26:06,757 --> 00:26:08,677 It ain't that much of the jigsaw puzzle. 577 00:26:08,679 --> 00:26:10,279 Do you know what you're doing? 578 00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:11,682 This is the way we make our living, Miss Burns. 579 00:26:11,683 --> 00:26:13,109 Give the Marquis his hat and coat. 580 00:26:13,110 --> 00:26:14,464 What's going on here? 581 00:26:14,465 --> 00:26:16,022 Space, you've got to do something. 582 00:26:16,023 --> 00:26:18,648 They're arresting the Marquis. And he hasn't done anything. 583 00:26:18,649 --> 00:26:20,878 Boys boys. You can't do a thing like that. 584 00:26:20,879 --> 00:26:22,123 I'll answer for this gentleman. 585 00:26:22,124 --> 00:26:23,656 He'll give the answers himself. 586 00:26:23,657 --> 00:26:26,497 You can't pull a trick like that here. This is a private party. 587 00:26:26,498 --> 00:26:29,285 Uncle Sam can pull anything anywhere. 588 00:26:31,157 --> 00:26:32,207 Madame. 589 00:26:33,982 --> 00:26:35,638 I tell you it's all a mistake. 590 00:26:35,639 --> 00:26:36,740 We've got all the records, Marquis. 591 00:26:36,741 --> 00:26:37,953 Oh, Space. Please! 592 00:26:37,954 --> 00:26:39,512 What's the rap? What's he done? 593 00:26:39,513 --> 00:26:42,241 Two years in this country over his original passport limits. 594 00:26:42,242 --> 00:26:43,521 It's about time we got around to him. 595 00:26:43,522 --> 00:26:45,148 Oh, so that's it! 596 00:26:45,151 --> 00:26:48,294 Listen, boys. I'm EJ Hanlon of the Monarch Studios. 597 00:26:48,295 --> 00:26:50,758 If any of you boys drop out to the studio in your day off, 598 00:26:50,759 --> 00:26:53,455 we can use you as extras for a C-note apiece. 599 00:26:53,456 --> 00:26:55,912 Nothing to do but stand around and talk to the beautiful extra girls. 600 00:26:55,913 --> 00:26:58,888 You might be the Secretary of the Interior for all I know. 601 00:26:58,894 --> 00:27:00,699 And we don't get no days off. 602 00:27:00,703 --> 00:27:02,156 Where are you taking him? 603 00:27:02,157 --> 00:27:03,101 To the county jail � 604 00:27:03,102 --> 00:27:04,989 Until he can appear before the Commissioner in the morning. 605 00:27:04,990 --> 00:27:07,452 Jail? Oh, Space, they can't do that. 606 00:27:07,481 --> 00:27:11,305 Unless he can put up $3000 cash. That's the standard bail. 607 00:27:11,312 --> 00:27:14,766 And where am I going to get $3000 at this time of night? 608 00:27:14,773 --> 00:27:16,629 That's your worry. Or Miss Burns'. 609 00:27:16,658 --> 00:27:18,789 For your loud-mouth friend here. 610 00:27:18,988 --> 00:27:20,281 Get in, please. 611 00:27:20,364 --> 00:27:22,714 You two coppers haven't heard the last of this. 612 00:27:22,715 --> 00:27:26,037 There's gonna be a couple badges without owners down there tomorrow. 613 00:27:26,038 --> 00:27:26,929 Don't worry, Hugo. 614 00:27:26,930 --> 00:27:29,235 I'll get the money tonight. Honest, I will. 615 00:27:29,290 --> 00:27:32,090 Now don't worry. I'll find it some way. 616 00:27:32,091 --> 00:27:33,526 That's about the nerviest � 617 00:27:33,527 --> 00:27:35,974 I got a get $3000 right now! 618 00:27:35,979 --> 00:27:37,620 Sugar I give it to you only � 619 00:27:37,649 --> 00:27:40,702 Are you sure you didn't have something to do with this? 620 00:27:40,735 --> 00:27:44,169 - Honey, don't talk like that! - You swear now? 621 00:27:44,175 --> 00:27:46,674 You can cut out my appendix without ether if I did. 622 00:27:46,675 --> 00:27:48,615 Wasn't I planning to work with him all week? 623 00:27:48,616 --> 00:27:49,871 Listen, you're a little bit upset. 624 00:27:49,872 --> 00:27:51,204 Let's drop back up and � 625 00:27:51,205 --> 00:27:53,025 duck into a pint of pear rose I've got in a cooler. 626 00:27:53,026 --> 00:27:54,176 And have a couple of dances, huh? 627 00:27:54,177 --> 00:27:56,540 While Hugo is sitting in jail? 628 00:27:56,541 --> 00:27:58,256 What's the matter? It's a nice clean jail. 629 00:27:58,257 --> 00:28:00,607 - Brand-new. Modern plumbing � - Oh, it's awful. 630 00:28:00,633 --> 00:28:02,063 Get me a taxicab. 631 00:28:02,064 --> 00:28:04,991 I got a go home and find Pop � on account of I've got to get the money. 632 00:28:04,992 --> 00:28:06,209 Oh listen, Sugar. 633 00:28:06,210 --> 00:28:08,601 Why don't you come up. Have a couple of dances. And recover from the shock? 634 00:28:08,602 --> 00:28:10,384 I can't, Space. 635 00:28:11,383 --> 00:28:13,880 - 812 North Linden. - Okay. 636 00:28:17,509 --> 00:28:19,340 You didn't need to come, Space. 637 00:28:19,797 --> 00:28:22,407 You think I'd let you run around alone at night. 638 00:28:22,412 --> 00:28:23,486 Listen, Sugar. 639 00:28:23,489 --> 00:28:25,267 You don't need to worry about Hugo. 640 00:28:25,268 --> 00:28:26,617 I'll blow down there tomorrow. 641 00:28:26,618 --> 00:28:30,048 And when I do I'll pull enough wire to string another Atlantic cable. 642 00:28:30,049 --> 00:28:32,337 If Hugo had only told me about this in the first place, 643 00:28:32,338 --> 00:28:34,196 I could have fixed it all up for him. 644 00:28:34,408 --> 00:28:38,367 You know sometimes you're so rotten. And sometimes so nice. 645 00:28:38,374 --> 00:28:41,568 Yeah? Moody sort of a guy, huh? 646 00:28:41,569 --> 00:28:45,034 Why don't you go see a psychiatrist or whatever you call them? 647 00:28:45,035 --> 00:28:46,826 So you can be nice all the time? 648 00:28:47,958 --> 00:28:49,008 Listen. 649 00:28:49,009 --> 00:28:50,313 Listen, Sugar. 650 00:28:50,314 --> 00:28:53,927 Extra! Read all about the Marquis and Lola Burns! Extra! 651 00:28:53,959 --> 00:28:55,321 Boy, come here. Boy! 652 00:28:55,322 --> 00:28:56,603 Read all about the Marquis � 653 00:28:56,604 --> 00:28:58,774 Boy, Give me a paper. 654 00:28:59,501 --> 00:29:01,354 Quick work, wasn't it, Miss Burns. 655 00:29:06,121 --> 00:29:09,285 Well, they gave it quite a spread, didn't they? 656 00:29:09,828 --> 00:29:13,362 If I wanted to spoil my hands, I spread you all over my � 657 00:29:13,363 --> 00:29:15,197 You think I had something to do with it? 658 00:29:15,198 --> 00:29:16,013 Who else could? 659 00:29:16,014 --> 00:29:17,736 Poor Hugo was arrested just two minutes ago. 660 00:29:17,737 --> 00:29:20,166 And here it is. Spread all over the front page! 661 00:29:20,171 --> 00:29:24,080 Yeah but, Sugar. Modern journalism is speeded up just like everything else. 662 00:29:24,081 --> 00:29:26,663 Special open wire story goes right in to the Linotype. 663 00:29:26,664 --> 00:29:28,714 On the presses. You see it in the newsreel. 664 00:29:29,573 --> 00:29:31,919 Bam, out comes the edition! All folded up. 665 00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:33,785 Spread all over the city by special cars. 666 00:29:33,786 --> 00:29:35,725 Newsies starts selling to the man on the street. 667 00:29:35,726 --> 00:29:37,207 He reads the story � gets the dope � 668 00:29:37,208 --> 00:29:39,007 exactly as if he been right on the spot the moment it happened. 669 00:29:39,008 --> 00:29:40,741 Stop this cabin and get out of here! 670 00:29:40,742 --> 00:29:43,056 Oh, Sugar. You've got me all wrong. 671 00:29:43,057 --> 00:29:45,018 You proved to me what kind of a guy Hugo is. 672 00:29:45,019 --> 00:29:46,558 Besides, he's your friend. 673 00:29:46,561 --> 00:29:48,446 He's a charming cultured gentleman. 674 00:29:48,450 --> 00:29:51,404 We need more men like Hugo in this country. 675 00:29:51,410 --> 00:29:53,800 We're all pioneers and backwoodsmen. 676 00:29:53,805 --> 00:29:57,074 Listen, I think there ought to be a quota for all Hugos. 677 00:29:57,517 --> 00:29:59,005 Be careful, Lola! 678 00:30:02,733 --> 00:30:04,937 Step on it, driver. I'm being annoyed! 679 00:30:05,222 --> 00:30:06,466 Now listen, Lola, Sugar. 680 00:30:06,469 --> 00:30:09,899 You wouldn't let me cut your appendix out without ether, would you? 681 00:30:09,991 --> 00:30:11,130 I got it on you there. 682 00:30:11,133 --> 00:30:13,855 I had mine out long before my voice changed. 683 00:30:16,623 --> 00:30:18,104 Charge it, please. 684 00:30:18,107 --> 00:30:19,400 All right, Miss Burns. 685 00:30:26,535 --> 00:30:28,394 Oh. 686 00:30:28,395 --> 00:30:29,380 Argh! 687 00:30:29,381 --> 00:30:30,798 My loving wife! 688 00:30:30,990 --> 00:30:32,677 Oh, what kind of a rib is this? 689 00:30:32,813 --> 00:30:34,910 Rib? Rib! That's it! 690 00:30:34,914 --> 00:30:37,460 I'm Adam. You're Eve. You came from one of my ribs. 691 00:30:37,465 --> 00:30:39,985 - I came from Peoria. - Oh, please. 692 00:30:40,081 --> 00:30:41,131 Oh. Go away. Go away. 693 00:30:48,194 --> 00:30:50,586 Say, baby. We oughta get going. 694 00:30:50,616 --> 00:30:52,498 We don't wanna get caught around here. 695 00:30:52,502 --> 00:30:54,766 Aw, she will get back for hours. 696 00:30:54,771 --> 00:30:57,084 And anyway, if she doesn't like it, she can... 697 00:31:02,660 --> 00:31:03,893 Well? 698 00:31:04,208 --> 00:31:07,693 Some of my friends just dropped in for a little drink. 699 00:31:07,899 --> 00:31:09,958 Where's Pop? I gonna see him right away. 700 00:31:09,963 --> 00:31:11,685 He hasn't been here all evening. 701 00:31:11,686 --> 00:31:13,939 What's the matter, did his gang drink up all the bourbon? 702 00:31:13,940 --> 00:31:17,431 Just because I'm in your room was no reason for you to insult my friends. 703 00:31:17,432 --> 00:31:19,993 Listen. I got to find Pop and get $3000. 704 00:31:19,994 --> 00:31:21,737 Is there that much in my checking account? 705 00:31:21,738 --> 00:31:25,452 Since I'm not trusted in your financial affairs, I can't say � 706 00:31:25,459 --> 00:31:29,009 Well okay. But I know that you're taking pretty good care of my wardrobe. 707 00:31:38,356 --> 00:31:40,228 Barko. Blimpo. 708 00:31:40,708 --> 00:31:43,837 Loretta, you know they have beds of their own in the sun porch. 709 00:31:43,843 --> 00:31:47,310 Yes, ma'am. But things is going on out there the last time I looked. 710 00:31:47,316 --> 00:31:50,489 Come on, trio. Let's try it again. Come on. 711 00:31:50,883 --> 00:31:51,933 Come on. 712 00:32:06,319 --> 00:32:07,373 Hello? 713 00:32:09,489 --> 00:32:11,644 Oh, hello, baby. 714 00:32:11,781 --> 00:32:13,683 What's the matter? 715 00:32:13,684 --> 00:32:16,099 I got I have $3000 right away. 716 00:32:16,396 --> 00:32:17,656 Three thousand dollars? 717 00:32:17,770 --> 00:32:19,702 I can't find Pops anyplace. 718 00:32:19,703 --> 00:32:22,210 I'll see you that he pays it back to you in the morning. 719 00:32:22,211 --> 00:32:24,832 What for? Well, I � I � 720 00:32:24,837 --> 00:32:27,199 I couldn't call on anybody but you, Jim. 721 00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:28,838 My brother's in trouble in Tijuana. 722 00:32:28,839 --> 00:32:30,724 I've got to send it to him tonight. 723 00:32:31,225 --> 00:32:32,619 Oh sure, a check will do. 724 00:32:32,981 --> 00:32:35,633 Although, Jim. I'll send Loretta for it in a cab. 725 00:32:35,763 --> 00:32:38,830 Thanks. I'm in an awful hurry, Jim. Goodbye. 726 00:32:39,309 --> 00:32:41,518 - Loretta, call a cab. - Yes' um. 727 00:33:04,144 --> 00:33:05,615 Ahem. 728 00:33:05,616 --> 00:33:07,102 Lola really means this? 729 00:33:07,103 --> 00:33:09,926 Precisely, sir. And I'm with her to the hilt. 730 00:33:09,931 --> 00:33:11,586 Poor harassed little child. 731 00:33:11,587 --> 00:33:14,005 I insisted that she write this letter immediately. 732 00:33:14,006 --> 00:33:15,262 Just a minute. 733 00:33:15,263 --> 00:33:17,176 The Burns company isn't working today, is it? 734 00:33:17,177 --> 00:33:18,002 No. Sir. 735 00:33:18,003 --> 00:33:19,549 Tell Mr. Hanlon to come in right away. 736 00:33:19,550 --> 00:33:22,096 This is disgraceful, Gillette. 737 00:33:22,101 --> 00:33:24,269 Hugo comes from a noble family � 738 00:33:24,299 --> 00:33:26,867 As for Lola, on my side, 739 00:33:26,872 --> 00:33:30,199 she's descended from everything back of Edward the 9th. 740 00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:32,771 You mean the eighth, don't you? There was no ninth. 741 00:33:32,772 --> 00:33:36,449 Yes, of course, a slip of the tongue in my excitement. 742 00:33:36,597 --> 00:33:38,660 Morning, AC. How are you, Pops? 743 00:33:38,661 --> 00:33:40,581 Well, we got everything in but your picture, Pops. 744 00:33:40,582 --> 00:33:42,419 But you know, the funny papers don't come out till Sunday. 745 00:33:42,420 --> 00:33:44,130 Remember our stand, Gillette. 746 00:33:44,131 --> 00:33:46,910 And with you, young man, I wouldn't waste my breath on you. 747 00:33:46,911 --> 00:33:48,968 That's right, Pops. Save it. Natural gas. A little scared. 748 00:33:48,969 --> 00:33:50,986 Why you � I � eesh � 749 00:33:51,533 --> 00:33:53,057 Honest, AC, how are you? 750 00:33:53,058 --> 00:33:54,104 Doesn't it look pretty? 751 00:33:54,105 --> 00:33:56,570 AP sent out over 1000 words. And more to come. 752 00:33:56,804 --> 00:33:58,004 But that's not so pretty. 753 00:33:58,005 --> 00:34:00,578 I don't want to interfere, Space. 754 00:34:00,579 --> 00:34:02,377 But when you meddle in her personal affairs like this, 755 00:34:02,378 --> 00:34:03,083 that's another matter. 756 00:34:03,084 --> 00:34:05,181 Listen, AC. Binelli is no more her personal affair 757 00:34:05,182 --> 00:34:06,576 than one of those sheepdogs. 758 00:34:06,577 --> 00:34:09,317 That's a swell item about Burns. She's great copy because 759 00:34:09,318 --> 00:34:10,556 she don't know what she wants. 760 00:34:10,557 --> 00:34:12,061 And she wants something different every day. 761 00:34:12,062 --> 00:34:13,038 And that's a story. 762 00:34:13,039 --> 00:34:14,563 She wants your job there. 763 00:34:14,592 --> 00:34:17,422 Sure it wasn't anything personal about it on your part? 764 00:34:18,052 --> 00:34:19,418 I do not get you, AC. 765 00:34:19,666 --> 00:34:22,149 - No jealousy connected with it? - Jealousy? 766 00:34:22,304 --> 00:34:24,568 Listen, AC. I'll smooth this whole thing out. 767 00:34:24,572 --> 00:34:26,767 For that I'm grateful little pirate. 768 00:34:26,869 --> 00:34:28,355 She wants my job, does she? 769 00:34:28,356 --> 00:34:29,745 After I got the whole country 770 00:34:29,746 --> 00:34:31,959 talking about her over their coffee cups this morning.? 771 00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:33,865 No actress got a break like that 772 00:34:33,869 --> 00:34:36,520 since the Dark Lady of the Sun sang mammy songs. 773 00:34:36,583 --> 00:34:41,207 Imagine that little Peoria cornflower trying to give me the runaround. Ha! 774 00:34:42,134 --> 00:34:43,240 But, Space � 775 00:34:43,349 --> 00:34:44,784 Don't worry, AC. 776 00:34:44,787 --> 00:34:47,617 Where I kick her, the camera will never pick up the scars. 777 00:35:00,263 --> 00:35:01,673 Oh, is uh � 778 00:35:03,100 --> 00:35:05,630 - Miss Burns in? - Yes, sir. 779 00:35:10,684 --> 00:35:13,689 What's the matter, Mr. Hanlon? Are you ill, sir? 780 00:35:13,782 --> 00:35:14,832 It's, uh � 781 00:35:15,008 --> 00:35:16,269 It's my appendicitis. 782 00:35:16,272 --> 00:35:17,828 I'm sorry, sir. 783 00:35:18,111 --> 00:35:20,298 Miss Burns is in the drawing room. 784 00:35:20,327 --> 00:35:21,434 Thank you. 785 00:35:25,513 --> 00:35:28,791 Hugo, dear. Don't say things like that. 786 00:35:28,797 --> 00:35:30,838 But, Hugo. I don't understand. 787 00:35:31,239 --> 00:35:32,316 Your lawyer? 788 00:35:32,319 --> 00:35:34,076 Yes. My lawyer. 789 00:35:34,272 --> 00:35:35,895 You might be interested to know 790 00:35:35,899 --> 00:35:38,695 that Mr. Brogan's check was canceled to the bank. 791 00:35:38,839 --> 00:35:41,038 - Or did you know? - Hugo, dear. 792 00:35:41,131 --> 00:35:45,232 I just want you to know that you are a cheap, little pebble. 793 00:35:45,233 --> 00:35:47,171 All right, if that's the way you feel about it. 794 00:35:47,172 --> 00:35:49,452 You big patent leather peanut vendor! 795 00:35:50,528 --> 00:35:53,478 I seem to be getting rid of a lot of people around here today. 796 00:35:54,617 --> 00:35:56,470 What are you doing here? 797 00:35:56,925 --> 00:35:59,415 I just � I just came to say goodbye. 798 00:36:00,226 --> 00:36:01,276 You win, Lola. 799 00:36:01,923 --> 00:36:03,286 Gillette fired me. 800 00:36:03,438 --> 00:36:05,529 I guess you can get another job all right. 801 00:36:05,533 --> 00:36:08,187 - People seem to think you're clever. - No. 802 00:36:09,084 --> 00:36:10,892 Once you're fired by Monarch, 803 00:36:10,896 --> 00:36:13,377 it sort of puts a tab on you in this business. 804 00:36:15,610 --> 00:36:16,660 All right. 805 00:36:27,734 --> 00:36:30,043 But uh � what are you gonna do? 806 00:36:30,351 --> 00:36:31,609 I don't know. 807 00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:34,838 I've been wanting to get away for a long time anyway. 808 00:36:35,226 --> 00:36:40,462 China maybe, Australia, Tahiti, the South Seas. 809 00:36:42,092 --> 00:36:45,531 I guess that's as good a place as any to end things up. 810 00:36:45,669 --> 00:36:46,960 And be a failure. 811 00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:49,703 You mean like Gable did in Susan Lennox 812 00:36:49,708 --> 00:36:52,846 with all those sailors and women? 813 00:36:53,141 --> 00:36:57,267 Yes, I guess it won't be so hard to forget. 814 00:37:00,446 --> 00:37:02,880 Will you shake hands, Lola, before � 815 00:37:02,881 --> 00:37:04,264 What you mean, Space Hanlon? 816 00:37:04,265 --> 00:37:06,423 If you're clever enough to think up all those things about me, 817 00:37:06,424 --> 00:37:08,771 you've got better sense than to do a thing like that. 818 00:37:08,772 --> 00:37:10,901 You know � that's a funny thing � I � 819 00:37:10,902 --> 00:37:13,262 Before Gillette telephoned me this morning, 820 00:37:13,263 --> 00:37:15,576 I decided I'd gone too far with you. 821 00:37:15,605 --> 00:37:17,732 And I ought to change the type of stuff. 822 00:37:18,461 --> 00:37:20,945 - You mean give me nice publicity? - Sure. 823 00:37:20,950 --> 00:37:23,539 I got the first interviewer outside right now. 824 00:37:23,540 --> 00:37:25,374 I thought you might give her a couple of hours, 825 00:37:25,375 --> 00:37:26,452 since you're not working today. 826 00:37:26,453 --> 00:37:30,697 She's uh � from the Ladies Home Companion. 827 00:37:32,679 --> 00:37:34,196 Gee, that sounds nice, Space. 828 00:37:34,225 --> 00:37:36,356 Strictly women's stuff, you understand. 829 00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:37,709 Photographs too. 830 00:37:37,712 --> 00:37:40,021 You know, a story about you in your own home. 831 00:37:40,878 --> 00:37:44,172 Just your natural simple self. 832 00:37:44,589 --> 00:37:48,058 You mean, with me cooking? And my favorite recipes? 833 00:37:48,064 --> 00:37:52,164 Yeah, and walking in your little garden. And reading all your books. 834 00:37:52,421 --> 00:37:55,979 And giving advice to young girls. And everything. 835 00:37:56,119 --> 00:37:58,822 Well, you can see her if you want to, Lola. 836 00:37:58,852 --> 00:38:01,913 I just did it as my last official act. 837 00:38:03,974 --> 00:38:08,915 Do you mind � do you mind if I write now and then? 838 00:38:09,142 --> 00:38:11,410 Last official act? We'll see about that. 839 00:38:11,411 --> 00:38:13,168 Wait a minute, Lola. What are you going to do? 840 00:38:13,169 --> 00:38:15,490 Gillette could have at least discussed the matter with me. 841 00:38:15,491 --> 00:38:17,547 We all lose our temper sometimes. 842 00:38:17,548 --> 00:38:19,009 Now will walk, I don't want you to do that. 843 00:38:19,010 --> 00:38:21,082 You're a big star. And it just makes yourself look foolish. 844 00:38:21,083 --> 00:38:22,255 I'll do whatever I � 845 00:38:22,458 --> 00:38:25,774 Hello, Irene? This is Lola Burns. Is Mr. Gillette �? 846 00:38:26,123 --> 00:38:27,292 Well, when he comes in, 847 00:38:27,293 --> 00:38:30,168 tell him not to pay any attention to that letter I sent him this morning. 848 00:38:30,169 --> 00:38:31,487 It was a joke. 849 00:38:31,864 --> 00:38:34,090 Yes, that's right. Goodbye. 850 00:38:36,194 --> 00:38:37,580 You go to Tahiti? 851 00:38:37,583 --> 00:38:40,314 Why, you might get leprosy or something. 852 00:38:40,443 --> 00:38:44,318 Gosh, Lola, thanks. I don't know just what to say. 853 00:38:44,585 --> 00:38:46,815 I guess I'm kind of sh choked up or something. 854 00:38:47,484 --> 00:38:49,139 Shall I send in Mrs. Titcomb? 855 00:38:51,224 --> 00:38:52,768 You were right about Hugo. 856 00:38:52,769 --> 00:38:55,699 Any man who would say the things he said to me over the phone! 857 00:38:55,700 --> 00:38:57,276 He threatened to sue me! 858 00:38:57,279 --> 00:39:00,607 You find your true friends amidst adversity, Lola. 859 00:39:00,638 --> 00:39:01,796 Jim Brogan helped me. 860 00:39:01,797 --> 00:39:03,512 I called him up in the middle of the night. 861 00:39:03,513 --> 00:39:05,729 And he sent down the bail money. $3000. 862 00:39:05,730 --> 00:39:07,501 Without asking any questions or anything. 863 00:39:07,502 --> 00:39:08,939 Well, why not? 864 00:39:08,942 --> 00:39:10,381 I imagine that bluebird 865 00:39:10,382 --> 00:39:13,401 would just love to get you under a three grand obligation to him. 866 00:39:13,402 --> 00:39:15,757 Jim Brogan did that out of pure friendship. 867 00:39:15,758 --> 00:39:18,970 Any time Jim Brogan does anything out of pure friendship for a dame 868 00:39:18,971 --> 00:39:20,771 I'll call the undertaker. He's dead! 869 00:39:20,772 --> 00:39:22,933 Jim Brogan is a fine man. And besides, he's a genius. 870 00:39:22,934 --> 00:39:25,199 Will you stop telling me all that you know about him? 871 00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:26,148 Get out of here! 872 00:39:26,149 --> 00:39:28,061 Aw Sugar. What you see in that guy? 873 00:39:28,065 --> 00:39:30,442 I see as much in him as you see in Alice Cole! 874 00:39:30,443 --> 00:39:31,404 That's all over. 875 00:39:31,405 --> 00:39:32,500 Besides you wouldn't even know it 876 00:39:32,501 --> 00:39:35,691 until you come busting into people's office without knocking. 877 00:39:35,692 --> 00:39:36,848 Get out! 878 00:39:36,849 --> 00:39:38,557 Sure, I'll get out. I've got work to do. 879 00:39:38,558 --> 00:39:39,979 I don't lay down on my job. 880 00:39:39,982 --> 00:39:41,823 And furthermore, if you think I'm � 881 00:39:48,726 --> 00:39:51,041 Over a little further, Miss Burns. 882 00:39:52,051 --> 00:39:54,221 - Like this? - Oh, that's fine. 883 00:39:54,226 --> 00:39:58,688 Now hold it.� Still� Thank you. 884 00:39:59,292 --> 00:40:02,382 That was sweet. Totally sweet. 885 00:40:02,881 --> 00:40:06,134 Hmm, that smells good. I just love baked potatoes, don't you? 886 00:40:06,165 --> 00:40:08,258 That's my last plate, Miss Titcomb. 887 00:40:09,088 --> 00:40:12,583 I just hate to go. But I think I have everything, don't you? 888 00:40:12,584 --> 00:40:14,818 Oh, do stay and have luncheon, Miss Titcomb. 889 00:40:14,819 --> 00:40:17,491 No, dear, I must dash off and start putting down the words. 890 00:40:17,492 --> 00:40:20,974 They're just itching at the tips of my pinkies. 891 00:40:25,443 --> 00:40:28,334 Such a dear little nest you have here. 892 00:40:28,339 --> 00:40:29,865 It is cozy. 893 00:40:29,869 --> 00:40:35,248 I imagine with your work, as fascinating and inspiring as it may be, 894 00:40:35,413 --> 00:40:39,412 you don't have much time to enjoy your own fireside, do you? 895 00:40:39,420 --> 00:40:42,878 No, our lives are dedicated to our public, Miss Titcomb. 896 00:40:42,884 --> 00:40:45,662 But tell me, dear. You're a woman. 897 00:40:45,667 --> 00:40:49,133 You're the sweet unspoiled child I knew you were. 898 00:40:49,140 --> 00:40:53,025 Don't you ever, in the midst of the grueling pace of your career, 899 00:40:53,057 --> 00:40:59,596 Doesn't there ever come a longing for � for the right of all womanhood? 900 00:41:00,144 --> 00:41:01,194 Um. 901 00:41:01,195 --> 00:41:04,732 Let's see uh �you mean that, uh �? 902 00:41:05,236 --> 00:41:09,738 I mean, don't you ever find yourself listening for the patter of little feet? 903 00:41:09,855 --> 00:41:10,905 Why � 904 00:41:12,946 --> 00:41:14,891 Oh, yes, Mrs. Titcomb. 905 00:41:14,892 --> 00:41:16,486 Yes. 906 00:41:16,487 --> 00:41:19,812 The call of motherhood is so strong in some women. 907 00:41:20,272 --> 00:41:22,878 The call of fatherhood in men too. 908 00:41:23,833 --> 00:41:27,427 Sometimes I think that was what killed Mr. Titcomb. 909 00:41:28,756 --> 00:41:32,063 Oh, well, we miss all bear the cross that's given us, I always say. 910 00:41:32,069 --> 00:41:33,973 Goodbye, my dear. 911 00:41:34,792 --> 00:41:38,669 Oh, don't let that studio work you too hard now. 912 00:41:38,914 --> 00:41:40,803 Goodbye, Mrs. Titcomb. 913 00:41:40,807 --> 00:41:43,192 "Au revoir," as the French say. 914 00:41:47,295 --> 00:41:48,345 Winters? 915 00:41:49,797 --> 00:41:50,950 Yes, miss. 916 00:41:52,072 --> 00:41:55,419 - Have you ever had a baby? - No, miss. 917 00:41:55,425 --> 00:41:58,446 I never had anything but my married sister. 918 00:42:10,636 --> 00:42:11,699 Your hat, sir? 919 00:42:11,727 --> 00:42:14,079 I won't stay here long enough to take it off. 920 00:42:15,769 --> 00:42:16,932 Jim, it's you. 921 00:42:16,933 --> 00:42:18,497 Sure. I just dropped in on the way to work 922 00:42:18,498 --> 00:42:20,520 to tell you you can't make a sucker out of me. 923 00:42:20,521 --> 00:42:21,684 Why, Jim � 924 00:42:21,770 --> 00:42:23,346 I read the papers too, you know. 925 00:42:23,530 --> 00:42:26,814 That barber of yours can stay in the can, as far as I'm concerned. 926 00:42:26,820 --> 00:42:28,990 And I called up and canceled that check too. 927 00:42:29,235 --> 00:42:30,559 I only lied to you because 928 00:42:30,562 --> 00:42:33,572 I knew you wouldn't do any thing if I told you who was for. 929 00:42:33,885 --> 00:42:38,760 You see, I was trying to help somebody whom I thought was a friend. 930 00:42:39,861 --> 00:42:41,661 When the main, thought was a friend? 931 00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:45,064 He called me up and abused me frightfully. 932 00:42:45,065 --> 00:42:47,271 He said I did it purposefully for publicity. 933 00:42:47,272 --> 00:42:48,409 Sure, that's fine. 934 00:42:48,410 --> 00:42:50,521 Didn't I tell you that guy was a no-good immigrant? 935 00:42:50,522 --> 00:42:52,518 It's a closed chapter in my life. 936 00:42:54,325 --> 00:42:57,888 Besides, an American must be the father of my child. 937 00:42:59,471 --> 00:43:00,585 Well, for � 938 00:43:00,586 --> 00:43:02,947 Hey, what's the matter with you? 939 00:43:02,948 --> 00:43:04,861 You're an American, aren't you, Jim? 940 00:43:04,865 --> 00:43:07,332 Well, I don't know, that's what they told me. 941 00:43:07,736 --> 00:43:09,574 Jim, I'm serious. 942 00:43:09,575 --> 00:43:13,001 Why don't we get married, like we should've done in the first place? 943 00:43:13,002 --> 00:43:14,052 Lola! 944 00:43:14,278 --> 00:43:16,166 And have lots of little babies. 945 00:43:16,738 --> 00:43:18,251 Say, what's got into you? 946 00:43:18,467 --> 00:43:21,312 What's the idea of this fancy dress costume? 947 00:43:21,317 --> 00:43:24,850 Jim, did you ever feel the call of fatherhood? 948 00:43:25,024 --> 00:43:26,317 Hey, wait a minute. 949 00:43:26,354 --> 00:43:28,079 I mean to create things. 950 00:43:28,292 --> 00:43:31,653 Life. To keep the world going on. To � 951 00:43:31,944 --> 00:43:32,994 Well � 952 00:43:33,369 --> 00:43:37,630 Like the trees and the little birds and � There! 953 00:43:37,663 --> 00:43:39,432 Like Fanny there. 954 00:43:39,433 --> 00:43:40,550 Fanny? 955 00:43:40,551 --> 00:43:41,602 Yes, the big one. 956 00:43:41,775 --> 00:43:44,634 I call her Fanny on account of her fantail. 957 00:43:44,927 --> 00:43:48,297 But the man at the bird store said that she was going to lay some eggs. 958 00:43:48,667 --> 00:43:50,075 Isn't that sweet? 959 00:43:50,968 --> 00:43:52,018 Honey. 960 00:43:52,180 --> 00:43:54,255 Why don't you go upstairs and lie down? 961 00:43:54,256 --> 00:43:57,734 Maybe that's the reason I've been so upset and miserable, Jim. 962 00:43:57,735 --> 00:44:00,137 Deep down in every girl's heart, 963 00:44:00,142 --> 00:44:02,852 there's a desire for the right of all womanhood. 964 00:44:03,109 --> 00:44:06,737 Beside her fireplace, with her husband and children around. 965 00:44:06,744 --> 00:44:10,054 Say, listen. You can't raise a family and make five pictures a year. 966 00:44:10,071 --> 00:44:11,657 Oh, look, Lola. 967 00:44:11,839 --> 00:44:14,969 You're just in a mood. And you're playing a scene with yourself. 968 00:44:15,318 --> 00:44:18,808 I'd like to have a camera turning on you right now. You'd be a sensation. 969 00:44:19,822 --> 00:44:21,096 Holy smoke. 970 00:44:21,254 --> 00:44:23,301 I got a story conference at 12 o'clock. 971 00:44:23,698 --> 00:44:25,988 But I'll be back just as soon as we're through. 972 00:44:26,892 --> 00:44:30,894 Because I've heard enough to know that it's gonna be Lola and Jim again. 973 00:44:32,402 --> 00:44:34,494 Aw, honey. 974 00:44:34,495 --> 00:44:36,630 You just think you want a baby, that's all. 975 00:44:37,100 --> 00:44:41,050 Why don't you call up some orphan asylum? 976 00:44:41,051 --> 00:44:43,828 Tell them to send you one over on a 30 day free trial. 977 00:44:50,220 --> 00:44:52,461 Winters? Winters? 978 00:44:56,709 --> 00:44:59,672 It kind of gets you inside, doesn't it? 979 00:44:59,678 --> 00:45:02,076 I guess you sort of decided, eh, Miss Burns? 980 00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:03,735 Oh, he's beautiful. 981 00:45:03,736 --> 00:45:06,488 You're right next to me. And you're gonna stay there. 982 00:45:06,489 --> 00:45:08,956 Do you think his hair will be any lighter when he grows up? 983 00:45:08,957 --> 00:45:10,280 That's hard to tell. 984 00:45:10,281 --> 00:45:11,466 Wouldn't it be nice if he were a blonde? 985 00:45:11,467 --> 00:45:13,404 Then people'd think he was really mine. 986 00:45:13,468 --> 00:45:16,516 Yes that would be nice � if you were ever married. 987 00:45:16,574 --> 00:45:19,822 You know where you're going? You're going home with Lola. 988 00:45:19,828 --> 00:45:22,558 And I'm gonna get you a big blue bunny with pink eyes. 989 00:45:22,559 --> 00:45:23,364 Yes, I am. 990 00:45:23,365 --> 00:45:25,491 Before anything can be decided, Miss Burns, 991 00:45:25,492 --> 00:45:28,180 two of our committee members will have to call on you at your home. 992 00:45:28,181 --> 00:45:29,433 Really? Why? 993 00:45:29,435 --> 00:45:32,769 Well, were rather strict where we place these children. 994 00:45:32,776 --> 00:45:35,257 Could they come today anytime this afternoon? 995 00:45:35,457 --> 00:45:36,974 Well, I'll see. 996 00:45:38,164 --> 00:45:41,612 Guy, where have you been all my life, hmm? 997 00:45:42,637 --> 00:45:43,849 Now listen, Joe. 998 00:45:43,877 --> 00:45:45,966 We know, lady, but this is important! 999 00:45:45,970 --> 00:45:47,020 Call me back. 1000 00:45:47,129 --> 00:45:49,837 Boys, boys, where is your etiquette? 1001 00:45:49,838 --> 00:45:51,669 Is it true Lola Burns is gonna have a baby? 1002 00:45:51,670 --> 00:45:52,720 We can't � 1003 00:45:53,188 --> 00:45:58,352 Ha ha Ha. Wow. Why � Why don't you change your brand of narcotics? 1004 00:45:58,353 --> 00:46:00,482 Is it true, Space? Every paper in town got the tip. 1005 00:46:00,483 --> 00:46:01,870 Hospitals, doctors, everything. 1006 00:46:01,871 --> 00:46:02,921 You can't � 1007 00:46:03,091 --> 00:46:06,038 Ho ho. Why don't you grow up? 1008 00:46:06,039 --> 00:46:08,929 You got your tongues hanging out over some loony rumor. 1009 00:46:08,930 --> 00:46:09,896 Where are you going? 1010 00:46:09,897 --> 00:46:12,611 I'm going over to her house and get a signed statement of denial. 1011 00:46:12,612 --> 00:46:14,330 With her own lily white hands. 1012 00:46:14,331 --> 00:46:16,656 Okay. We'll go over and have a look at her ourselves. 1013 00:46:16,657 --> 00:46:18,196 Are you nuts or something? 1014 00:46:18,197 --> 00:46:21,904 After last night's headline, she'd shoot the first reporter that she saw. 1015 00:46:21,905 --> 00:46:23,004 Well, listen. 1016 00:46:24,445 --> 00:46:27,625 Don't you know that Lola Burns can't have a baby? 1017 00:46:27,631 --> 00:46:29,084 No. Why? 1018 00:46:30,177 --> 00:46:31,877 It's not in her contract. 1019 00:46:33,071 --> 00:46:34,145 Oh. 1020 00:46:34,531 --> 00:46:36,554 Hey, Pop. Mac. 1021 00:46:36,558 --> 00:46:37,859 Come look what I got here! 1022 00:46:37,887 --> 00:46:39,547 Everybody come here. 1023 00:46:39,628 --> 00:46:41,185 Now look out, Blimpo, down. 1024 00:46:41,422 --> 00:46:42,472 Hey! 1025 00:46:42,744 --> 00:46:45,056 Look out. Winters, take the dogs. 1026 00:46:45,060 --> 00:46:46,747 Don't let them get my things. 1027 00:46:48,704 --> 00:46:54,210 Daughter, Miss Mac's just been telling me your plans to adopt a thing � 1028 00:46:54,307 --> 00:46:56,875 Pop, look, it's got blue elephants on it. 1029 00:46:56,966 --> 00:46:58,018 Ohhhh. 1030 00:46:58,137 --> 00:46:59,329 Look out, Barko. 1031 00:46:59,792 --> 00:47:01,532 Four dollars for a � 1032 00:47:01,873 --> 00:47:04,009 I don't approve, daughter. 1033 00:47:04,219 --> 00:47:05,857 The added responsibility � 1034 00:47:05,858 --> 00:47:07,397 Look at the little booties. Funny? 1035 00:47:07,398 --> 00:47:09,584 And the little flannel jackets I got. Aren't they sweet? 1036 00:47:09,585 --> 00:47:11,270 And the teddy bear. 1037 00:47:11,274 --> 00:47:13,375 Let's go upstairs, everybody. 1038 00:47:13,404 --> 00:47:16,018 I thought we'd turn the guest room into the nursery. 1039 00:47:16,023 --> 00:47:17,782 And will move the furniture out now. 1040 00:47:17,783 --> 00:47:19,739 So we can put his little crib and table in there. 1041 00:47:19,740 --> 00:47:22,715 My daughter, you can't be serious about this. 1042 00:47:22,721 --> 00:47:24,192 The added expense. It's � 1043 00:47:24,220 --> 00:47:27,411 Wait till you see him, Pop. He's the sweetest thing. 1044 00:47:27,417 --> 00:47:29,707 I bet you won't take another drink for a month. 1045 00:47:34,830 --> 00:47:36,865 Where's Miss Burns? 1046 00:47:36,866 --> 00:47:38,770 She's up in her room, sir. 1047 00:47:39,208 --> 00:47:40,678 Oh, Mr. Hanlon, sir. 1048 00:47:40,682 --> 00:47:43,632 About your appendix? Now when I had mine out � 1049 00:47:43,637 --> 00:47:46,040 A fine time to talk about operations. 1050 00:47:55,306 --> 00:47:57,188 - Say, Lola. - Yeah? 1051 00:47:57,369 --> 00:47:58,875 I never sent for you. 1052 00:47:58,903 --> 00:48:00,712 No, but what's all this � 1053 00:48:00,927 --> 00:48:04,887 this tornado about you're gonna kick a bad pimento around the house, huh? 1054 00:48:04,894 --> 00:48:07,049 You would try to be funny about it. 1055 00:48:08,395 --> 00:48:09,450 Oh, do you mean � 1056 00:48:10,359 --> 00:48:14,003 You mean it's true? A baby? 1057 00:48:14,004 --> 00:48:15,323 Yes. 1058 00:48:15,324 --> 00:48:18,464 And this is one thing I don't need any help from you on. 1059 00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:22,019 Aw, gee, you poor kid. 1060 00:48:22,377 --> 00:48:24,981 No wonder you've been so upset lately. 1061 00:48:25,061 --> 00:48:26,805 And I've been as rotten as � 1062 00:48:26,859 --> 00:48:28,359 Why all the sympathy? 1063 00:48:28,771 --> 00:48:32,754 Aw, Lola, honey, baby, girl. 1064 00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:36,356 You don't have to keep a stiff upper lip with me. 1065 00:48:36,361 --> 00:48:37,411 You know � 1066 00:48:37,951 --> 00:48:39,001 Hey, listen. 1067 00:48:39,002 --> 00:48:40,552 What's his name? 1068 00:48:40,553 --> 00:48:42,362 That's all I want to know. 1069 00:48:42,366 --> 00:48:44,175 Don't tell me it's that � 1070 00:48:44,277 --> 00:48:47,858 Don't be silly. I don't even know his name yet. 1071 00:48:47,964 --> 00:48:49,453 You don't know his name �? 1072 00:48:51,849 --> 00:48:53,016 You mean you � 1073 00:48:55,124 --> 00:48:56,377 You know � 1074 00:48:56,405 --> 00:48:59,291 Well, holy smoke. When you gonna find out? 1075 00:48:59,292 --> 00:49:00,768 If it's any of your business, 1076 00:49:00,769 --> 00:49:03,851 as soon as I adopt the baby. And get a good name to suit him. 1077 00:49:04,051 --> 00:49:05,408 Oh � 1078 00:49:05,637 --> 00:49:07,505 So you're going to adopt a baby? 1079 00:49:07,686 --> 00:49:09,682 Well, I'm not gonna kidnap one. 1080 00:49:09,683 --> 00:49:10,839 For a minute there, 1081 00:49:10,840 --> 00:49:13,624 you had me thinking you were going in for independent production. 1082 00:49:13,625 --> 00:49:15,305 I don't care to discuss it further. 1083 00:49:15,306 --> 00:49:16,140 Listen. 1084 00:49:16,141 --> 00:49:18,012 You can't adopt a baby. 1085 00:49:18,016 --> 00:49:20,153 As if you or anyone else could stop me. 1086 00:49:20,157 --> 00:49:21,982 Yeah, but that isn't your line. 1087 00:49:21,983 --> 00:49:25,109 The fans don't want to see the It girl surrounded by an aura of motherhood. 1088 00:49:25,110 --> 00:49:26,567 Leaning over a cradle. 1089 00:49:26,570 --> 00:49:27,925 Sterilizing bottles. 1090 00:49:27,926 --> 00:49:30,866 I dubbed you the Hollywood bombshell. And that's the way they like you. 1091 00:49:30,867 --> 00:49:33,338 Men. Scrapes. Dazzling clothes. 1092 00:49:33,343 --> 00:49:35,542 A gorgeous pinwheel personality. 1093 00:49:35,546 --> 00:49:38,240 Not patting babies on the back to bring up bubbles. 1094 00:49:38,241 --> 00:49:40,543 I thought you were going to change that type of publicity. 1095 00:49:40,544 --> 00:49:43,062 I'm gonna change � well � That isn't what I mean. 1096 00:49:43,067 --> 00:49:44,246 I mean your work. 1097 00:49:44,249 --> 00:49:46,888 Long hours. You'll never see it half the time. 1098 00:49:46,893 --> 00:49:48,479 Nurses will be bringing it up. 1099 00:49:48,480 --> 00:49:51,205 A lot of other people in this business have happy, healthy babies. 1100 00:49:51,206 --> 00:49:52,056 Oh, don't � 1101 00:49:52,057 --> 00:49:53,070 Yes, Winters? 1102 00:49:53,071 --> 00:49:55,332 The Fairfax home for � 1103 00:49:55,611 --> 00:49:58,741 The two ladies from the committee will be here at four o'clock. 1104 00:49:58,878 --> 00:50:00,066 Oh. 1105 00:50:00,678 --> 00:50:04,786 So that's the reason for sweet and simple little automobile duster. 1106 00:50:04,793 --> 00:50:07,101 You'll serve refreshments, Winters. 1107 00:50:07,131 --> 00:50:08,294 Cocktails, miss? 1108 00:50:08,297 --> 00:50:11,127 Certainly not. We'll have tea and take it on the sun porch. 1109 00:50:11,797 --> 00:50:15,364 Oh, Winters, show Mr. Hanlon to the door. 1110 00:50:19,082 --> 00:50:20,876 Okay, baby, you win. 1111 00:50:21,598 --> 00:50:23,101 But I tell you one thing. 1112 00:50:23,181 --> 00:50:25,256 This home with your family is 1113 00:50:25,260 --> 00:50:29,049 about as fine a place to bring up the baby as an alligator farm. 1114 00:50:32,667 --> 00:50:35,854 You stay out of this, Space Hanlon. 1115 00:50:35,855 --> 00:50:38,243 I'm the only one who has anything to do with it. 1116 00:50:38,295 --> 00:50:39,803 Don't try to do too much. 1117 00:50:39,806 --> 00:50:43,236 Just remember to leave an extra order for the milk man in the morning. 1118 00:51:00,606 --> 00:51:03,052 Is this 814 Linden? 1119 00:51:03,122 --> 00:51:05,542 - Yeah yeah. - I'm from the telephone company. 1120 00:51:05,543 --> 00:51:06,349 You might not know it 1121 00:51:06,350 --> 00:51:07,916 but there's something the matter with your telephone. Where is it? 1122 00:51:07,917 --> 00:51:09,384 The phone? There. 1123 00:51:12,727 --> 00:51:15,358 I spoke on it just now. Work good. 1124 00:51:15,359 --> 00:51:17,675 That's probably what happened to it. You confused it. 1125 00:51:17,676 --> 00:51:19,070 Hello, Monarch. This is Hanlon talking. 1126 00:51:19,071 --> 00:51:20,849 Get me Jerry Beyers, publicity 1127 00:51:20,850 --> 00:51:23,202 If he's talking to anyone else, bust in on him. Mmm-hmm. 1128 00:51:23,203 --> 00:51:25,420 The telephone is a wonderful invention. 1129 00:51:25,424 --> 00:51:28,999 Hello, Jerry? This is Space talking. Now listen. And listen fast. 1130 00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:31,511 What's the name of that shyster lawyer Binelli's got? 1131 00:51:31,512 --> 00:51:33,259 Randolph. Ben Randolph. 1132 00:51:33,260 --> 00:51:34,787 He called here just five minutes ago. 1133 00:51:34,788 --> 00:51:37,174 Okay I'm calling him next. Now get this. 1134 00:51:37,175 --> 00:51:38,714 Tell those reporters in my office 1135 00:51:38,715 --> 00:51:40,383 to meet me on the corner of the Burns block 1136 00:51:40,384 --> 00:51:43,143 as fast as their very closed veins can get them there. 1137 00:51:43,332 --> 00:51:44,382 Right! 1138 00:51:45,478 --> 00:51:46,539 Yokohama. 1139 00:51:46,541 --> 00:51:49,194 If this show comes off, I'm going down in history. 1140 00:51:49,548 --> 00:51:50,598 With Barnum. 1141 00:51:50,732 --> 00:51:52,255 She makes a large salary. 1142 00:51:52,258 --> 00:51:54,589 We should easily be able to get � 1143 00:51:54,868 --> 00:51:55,918 Yeah? 1144 00:51:56,099 --> 00:51:57,149 Who wants him? 1145 00:51:57,788 --> 00:51:59,661 Oh yeah? Well, who are you? 1146 00:51:59,662 --> 00:52:02,033 Well I'm just a friend that doesn't like to see 1147 00:52:02,034 --> 00:52:04,444 a gentleman like the Marquis get kicked around. 1148 00:52:04,445 --> 00:52:07,725 If you're gonna sue, you better lam out to her house right now. 1149 00:52:07,726 --> 00:52:10,085 Because she's planning to leave for New York and Europe 1150 00:52:10,086 --> 00:52:11,855 on the five o'clock train. 1151 00:52:11,958 --> 00:52:13,008 Right. 1152 00:52:13,206 --> 00:52:14,256 Right. 1153 00:52:14,596 --> 00:52:16,492 Right. 1154 00:52:18,408 --> 00:52:20,497 How do you do? 1155 00:52:20,498 --> 00:52:23,339 I am Mrs Ward. This is Miss Talley. 1156 00:52:23,344 --> 00:52:25,096 We've come to discuss the adoption. 1157 00:52:25,100 --> 00:52:26,741 How do you do, my dear? 1158 00:52:26,990 --> 00:52:28,973 Why, you're just a girl. 1159 00:52:28,977 --> 00:52:30,803 What you come out to the sun porch? 1160 00:52:30,832 --> 00:52:32,746 We can talk there and have tea. 1161 00:52:32,750 --> 00:52:36,262 Tea is not necessary, Miss Burns. But of course if it's ready. 1162 00:52:36,439 --> 00:52:40,699 From everything I heard, I thought you were a much older woman. 1163 00:52:40,706 --> 00:52:44,137 Well, I do play rather experienced characters on the screen. 1164 00:52:44,169 --> 00:52:46,889 Yes. I've only seen you in one of them. 1165 00:52:46,890 --> 00:52:49,719 Rather warm weather for California, isn't it? 1166 00:52:49,720 --> 00:52:52,654 Nothing to what it is in the East, I am sure. 1167 00:52:54,067 --> 00:52:55,738 You must understand, dear. 1168 00:52:55,742 --> 00:52:56,979 That we're only here 1169 00:52:57,007 --> 00:53:00,721 because we must consider the placing of a child very carefully. 1170 00:53:00,722 --> 00:53:01,735 Oh, yes. 1171 00:53:01,736 --> 00:53:05,567 Frankly, Miss Burns. The committee is a little dubious in your case. 1172 00:53:05,574 --> 00:53:09,260 After all, you have figured in the newspapers in a not so, uh � 1173 00:53:09,292 --> 00:53:11,756 This morning's headlines were not too, uh � 1174 00:53:11,757 --> 00:53:12,695 Miss Ward. 1175 00:53:12,696 --> 00:53:15,424 I'd only known the gentleman you mean a very short time. 1176 00:53:15,425 --> 00:53:17,659 A merely social friendship, you might say. 1177 00:53:18,017 --> 00:53:23,294 In trying to help him, I found out � well � I never want to see him again. 1178 00:53:23,295 --> 00:53:25,269 Will you forgive me if I don't discuss it? 1179 00:53:25,270 --> 00:53:26,926 Certainly, my dear. 1180 00:53:26,930 --> 00:53:30,138 Just when did you decide to adopt a child, Miss Burns? 1181 00:53:30,144 --> 00:53:31,243 Well. 1182 00:53:31,244 --> 00:53:34,690 I'm going to be honest with you. It was just this morning. 1183 00:53:34,691 --> 00:53:36,347 Maybe it was just a whim then. 1184 00:53:36,816 --> 00:53:38,177 I'm funny like that. 1185 00:53:38,178 --> 00:53:41,223 But gosh, Mrs. Ward. When I held that little fella in my arms � 1186 00:53:41,224 --> 00:53:42,695 And knew that he didn't have a home. 1187 00:53:42,696 --> 00:53:44,386 And that I could give him one. 1188 00:53:44,387 --> 00:53:47,394 So they wouldn't have to grow up like the rest of those poor kiddies. 1189 00:53:47,395 --> 00:53:49,616 And to love him to death for the rest of his life. 1190 00:53:49,617 --> 00:53:51,473 And be so proud of him when he grows up. 1191 00:53:52,004 --> 00:53:55,893 It just seemed to me that having a baby was the only worthwhile thing in life. 1192 00:53:56,401 --> 00:53:57,451 And now � 1193 00:53:57,530 --> 00:54:01,649 As for your immediate family, is there anyone besides your father? 1194 00:54:01,657 --> 00:54:03,516 Yes, my brother. That's all. 1195 00:54:03,545 --> 00:54:06,164 I'm so sorry he is in here. He's away on business. 1196 00:54:06,289 --> 00:54:07,623 Ahem. 1197 00:54:07,920 --> 00:54:10,122 Your brother's just returned, miss. 1198 00:54:10,127 --> 00:54:11,569 Why, uh, oh yes � 1199 00:54:11,815 --> 00:54:13,971 He's putting his car in the garage. 1200 00:54:13,972 --> 00:54:18,332 Oh, I must run out and meet him. Will you excuse me? 1201 00:54:18,333 --> 00:54:20,045 Well, of course. Certainly. 1202 00:54:21,349 --> 00:54:22,707 Can't go in there. 1203 00:54:24,401 --> 00:54:25,507 Gimme that fix. 1204 00:54:26,751 --> 00:54:28,655 Why you good for nothing � 1205 00:54:28,656 --> 00:54:30,707 Now there's no use getting excited, Lola. 1206 00:54:30,708 --> 00:54:31,786 Junior. Junior. 1207 00:54:31,789 --> 00:54:33,426 Yes, honey boy, C.O.D. 1208 00:54:33,427 --> 00:54:35,147 Who are you? Where did you come from? 1209 00:54:35,148 --> 00:54:36,505 Oh, you're Burns, aren't you? 1210 00:54:36,506 --> 00:54:37,587 Your little brother 1211 00:54:37,590 --> 00:54:40,533 ran across me crying my eyes out down in San Diego. 1212 00:54:40,534 --> 00:54:43,605 It's awful lonesome down there when the fleet's in Honolulu. 1213 00:54:43,606 --> 00:54:45,421 Oh, bro, please! 1214 00:54:45,422 --> 00:54:47,581 This is little Nellie. She's a nice little girl. 1215 00:54:47,582 --> 00:54:49,321 She'd be a good bet for pictures. 1216 00:54:49,322 --> 00:54:51,125 I want to introduce her to Gillette. 1217 00:54:51,126 --> 00:54:53,143 You can't come in here now, either of you. 1218 00:54:53,144 --> 00:54:54,908 I'm stealing home... 1219 00:54:55,159 --> 00:54:58,667 Hey, I got some nice people. Some ladies in there. 1220 00:54:58,673 --> 00:55:02,406 Ladies? I love the ladies. And ladies love me! 1221 00:55:02,438 --> 00:55:04,848 - Take him upstairs the back way! - Come, Junior. 1222 00:55:05,575 --> 00:55:08,144 Gimme some of that dough. Gimme some of that dough. 1223 00:55:08,174 --> 00:55:09,236 Come, Junior. 1224 00:55:09,239 --> 00:55:11,440 A little rest will do you good. 1225 00:55:11,659 --> 00:55:13,201 You keep him upstairs. 1226 00:55:13,204 --> 00:55:14,371 You stay up there too. 1227 00:55:14,399 --> 00:55:16,218 I'll explain everything later. 1228 00:55:16,995 --> 00:55:19,945 You mustn't mind her. She's a little upset. 1229 00:55:19,951 --> 00:55:23,725 We're all very hospitable here. 1230 00:55:23,732 --> 00:55:25,019 You old cutie! 1231 00:55:26,529 --> 00:55:27,853 I'm so sorry. 1232 00:55:27,856 --> 00:55:29,579 But my brother asked to be excused. 1233 00:55:29,583 --> 00:55:31,801 He's completely worn out by his trip. 1234 00:55:31,805 --> 00:55:33,410 Oh, poor boy. 1235 00:55:33,414 --> 00:55:34,919 Really, Mrs. Ward. 1236 00:55:34,920 --> 00:55:37,478 Not a 100th of the stories they print about me are true. 1237 00:55:37,479 --> 00:55:40,402 It's what the publicity man at the studio thinks is good publicity. 1238 00:55:40,403 --> 00:55:43,424 But I told him this morning I wouldn't stand it any longer. 1239 00:55:43,430 --> 00:55:45,279 And you're quite right, my dear. 1240 00:55:45,282 --> 00:55:48,086 I'm just my natural simple self. 1241 00:55:48,126 --> 00:55:51,105 With my dogs and my books and my fireside. 1242 00:55:51,111 --> 00:55:52,408 Hey, Lola! 1243 00:55:52,883 --> 00:55:54,659 Where are you, baby! 1244 00:55:57,565 --> 00:55:58,765 I took the afternoon off. 1245 00:55:58,777 --> 00:56:01,427 What do you say to tie you to the shaker of a cocktail.? 1246 00:56:01,660 --> 00:56:03,665 - Oh. - Why, it's uncle. 1247 00:56:03,781 --> 00:56:05,949 - Darling, where is Abby? - What are you �? 1248 00:56:05,953 --> 00:56:07,153 This is my Uncle Jim. 1249 00:56:07,156 --> 00:56:11,987 Mr. James Logan. Mrs. Ward and Miss Talley. 1250 00:56:11,995 --> 00:56:14,080 He always comes in that way. 1251 00:56:14,085 --> 00:56:15,381 He's such a joker. 1252 00:56:15,384 --> 00:56:18,094 You big meanie, why didn't you bring auntie with you? 1253 00:56:18,185 --> 00:56:20,986 - What the �? - Now none of your excuses, uncle. 1254 00:56:21,025 --> 00:56:23,133 You know how I wanted to see auntie. 1255 00:56:23,134 --> 00:56:28,325 What you mean by coming in here shooting off your face like that for? 1256 00:56:28,326 --> 00:56:29,376 Well I � 1257 00:56:29,530 --> 00:56:31,160 Who are those dowagers in there? 1258 00:56:31,161 --> 00:56:32,951 They are two ladies from the foundling home. 1259 00:56:32,952 --> 00:56:34,727 How do you think I'm ever going to adopt that little baby 1260 00:56:34,728 --> 00:56:37,258 when you come in here broadcasting like a sailor? 1261 00:56:37,259 --> 00:56:39,967 Now, listen, Lola,. You're not really serious about that, are you? 1262 00:56:39,968 --> 00:56:41,039 Yes. 1263 00:56:41,800 --> 00:56:44,820 Oh, he's beautiful. I saw him today. 1264 00:56:44,821 --> 00:56:47,830 He's got the cutest little button nose. And the tiniest little mouth. 1265 00:56:47,831 --> 00:56:50,701 So those three sheepdogs and that brother of yours are not enough, huh? 1266 00:56:50,702 --> 00:56:52,311 You don't understand, Jim. 1267 00:56:52,648 --> 00:56:54,261 Oh, now listen, Lola. 1268 00:56:54,262 --> 00:56:56,467 If you're really that serious, let's get married. 1269 00:56:56,468 --> 00:56:57,802 Oh, no, Jim! No. 1270 00:56:57,803 --> 00:57:00,396 Oh, you changed your mind since this morning. What's the matter? 1271 00:57:00,397 --> 00:57:01,853 Oh, it's different now. 1272 00:57:02,019 --> 00:57:04,393 It's gone beyond anything fleshy. 1273 00:57:04,394 --> 00:57:06,689 - This little baby � - For the love of � 1274 00:57:06,690 --> 00:57:08,134 Lola, listen to me. 1275 00:57:08,356 --> 00:57:12,115 I think if we let him rest a while. 1276 00:57:12,122 --> 00:57:14,791 Yeah, sure. I want to look this joint over anyway. 1277 00:57:14,796 --> 00:57:18,369 I have a small gaming room in the basement. 1278 00:57:18,503 --> 00:57:21,522 I'm staying out of basements. I was born in one. 1279 00:57:22,391 --> 00:57:23,758 Oh. 1280 00:57:24,541 --> 00:57:29,609 Along this wall, we have a few of our ancestral portraits. 1281 00:57:31,965 --> 00:57:33,797 Is that the aunt, do you suppose? 1282 00:57:34,154 --> 00:57:38,943 - Just a minute, boys. - How about it? Where is she? 1283 00:57:38,944 --> 00:57:41,921 Listen, you Navajos. I told you there was nothing to it. 1284 00:57:41,922 --> 00:57:44,088 She laughed in my face. Won't even discuss it. 1285 00:57:44,089 --> 00:57:46,535 Looks like the laughs are on you. He drives for old lady Ward. 1286 00:57:46,536 --> 00:57:49,493 She's in there with another dame talking to Lola about adopting a kid. 1287 00:57:49,494 --> 00:57:50,974 Oh, that. 1288 00:57:50,977 --> 00:57:54,261 What's the great news value about anybody adopting a kid? 1289 00:57:54,262 --> 00:57:55,702 With Miss Burns, it's worth a column. 1290 00:57:55,703 --> 00:57:58,274 Maybe it's a role she has farmed out for a while to cover up. 1291 00:57:58,275 --> 00:58:00,259 Say, why don't you take the mud out of your � 1292 00:58:00,260 --> 00:58:01,703 Hey, look who's here! 1293 00:58:02,348 --> 00:58:03,660 Hey, Marquis? 1294 00:58:03,661 --> 00:58:04,806 What you know about a baby? 1295 00:58:04,807 --> 00:58:05,727 How about a statement? 1296 00:58:05,728 --> 00:58:06,960 Yeah, what about American jails? 1297 00:58:06,961 --> 00:58:07,999 Answer nothing, Marquis. 1298 00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:09,681 There will be a signed story later. 1299 00:58:09,682 --> 00:58:11,393 You look like you're headed somewhere, Hugo. 1300 00:58:11,394 --> 00:58:14,050 I'm headed for Miss Burns with my lawyer. 1301 00:58:14,055 --> 00:58:16,033 I shall then call upon Mr. Brogan. 1302 00:58:16,062 --> 00:58:19,167 - And later, I shall come to see you. - Oh. 1303 00:58:19,168 --> 00:58:20,203 Listen, Marquis. 1304 00:58:20,204 --> 00:58:21,701 Brogan's in there, saying goodbye to Lola. 1305 00:58:21,702 --> 00:58:23,430 You don't want to bother them now. 1306 00:58:24,406 --> 00:58:26,551 Two birds with one stone. 1307 00:58:26,552 --> 00:58:28,810 Listen, you mugs. Get it on this! This is a real yarn. 1308 00:58:28,811 --> 00:58:30,258 You got enough perch in that birdcage of yours? 1309 00:58:30,259 --> 00:58:31,688 - Yeah. - Well, go on, you Comanches. 1310 00:58:31,689 --> 00:58:33,700 This is Custer's last stand. 1311 00:58:33,704 --> 00:58:36,239 There you are! Were you going to run away with him? 1312 00:58:36,244 --> 00:58:38,216 How dare you break into my house! 1313 00:58:38,217 --> 00:58:40,524 My lawyer has some information that might interest you. 1314 00:58:40,525 --> 00:58:42,049 You get out of here immediately! 1315 00:58:42,050 --> 00:58:44,067 I thought you were sealed up for good. 1316 00:58:44,204 --> 00:58:46,633 I won't contaminate myself much longer. 1317 00:58:46,638 --> 00:58:48,114 I just want to inform you 1318 00:58:48,115 --> 00:58:50,410 that I'm filing suit for defamation of character. 1319 00:58:50,411 --> 00:58:53,183 I've been annoyed with your kisser long enough. 1320 00:58:53,189 --> 00:58:54,313 Jim, stop it! 1321 00:58:54,414 --> 00:58:56,140 Brogan, they'll cost you $5000. 1322 00:58:56,143 --> 00:58:57,342 It's worth ten! 1323 00:58:58,426 --> 00:59:00,397 You wouldn't do this in your house. 1324 00:59:00,401 --> 00:59:02,935 Hey Joe, get them out in the light, will you? 1325 00:59:07,440 --> 00:59:08,747 Here, lady. Here. 1326 00:59:08,975 --> 00:59:10,711 What's happening? James! 1327 00:59:10,739 --> 00:59:12,965 My boy. Hugo! 1328 00:59:13,225 --> 00:59:14,914 This is outrageous! 1329 00:59:15,353 --> 00:59:16,867 It's pure vandalism! 1330 00:59:17,607 --> 00:59:19,416 I won't stand for this! 1331 00:59:19,598 --> 00:59:22,197 Well, I'm getting sober, aren't you? 1332 00:59:23,672 --> 00:59:25,642 I call you out for a duel! 1333 00:59:25,671 --> 00:59:27,290 We'll do it in the hospital! 1334 00:59:27,960 --> 00:59:29,197 Hey, Hugo! 1335 00:59:30,046 --> 00:59:32,473 This is medieval! It's medieval! 1336 00:59:33,481 --> 00:59:34,942 Hugo, don't! 1337 00:59:36,171 --> 00:59:38,796 I don't know these people. Really I'm sorry I � 1338 00:59:39,006 --> 00:59:40,132 Look out! 1339 00:59:40,750 --> 00:59:41,800 Look out! 1340 00:59:41,982 --> 00:59:43,498 Get something on Fanny! 1341 00:59:44,240 --> 00:59:45,399 Bird dog, go away! 1342 00:59:45,402 --> 00:59:46,684 Loretta, get the dog! 1343 00:59:46,685 --> 00:59:47,784 Water, quick! 1344 00:59:47,785 --> 00:59:49,737 Loretta, water! Fanny! 1345 00:59:51,097 --> 00:59:52,639 They'll stop in a minute. I � 1346 00:59:52,667 --> 00:59:54,068 I gotta get some water. 1347 00:59:54,072 --> 00:59:55,122 Fanny! 1348 00:59:55,994 --> 00:59:57,248 Oh, dear! 1349 00:59:59,857 --> 01:00:01,932 Where's the fight? Where's the fight? 1350 01:00:01,936 --> 01:00:03,876 I'm Lola Burns' brother. 1351 01:00:04,390 --> 01:00:06,567 Did you all start this? 1352 01:00:08,920 --> 01:00:10,467 I don't blame you, girls. 1353 01:00:10,495 --> 01:00:11,800 Not enough action. 1354 01:00:13,158 --> 01:00:14,208 Oh, Loretta! 1355 01:00:14,342 --> 01:00:15,392 Hurry up! 1356 01:00:17,847 --> 01:00:19,269 Stop it! Stop! 1357 01:00:19,812 --> 01:00:21,583 Stop it, I tell you, Jim. Don't! 1358 01:00:21,584 --> 01:00:22,665 You had enough? 1359 01:00:22,666 --> 01:00:24,295 I've given my ultimatum! 1360 01:00:24,989 --> 01:00:26,982 We'll see you in court, Mr. Brogan. 1361 01:00:27,011 --> 01:00:28,061 Argh! 1362 01:00:28,062 --> 01:00:32,201 This is the most disgraceful disturbance I've � 1363 01:00:32,202 --> 01:00:34,519 Oh, Pop. Don't get so excited. 1364 01:00:34,520 --> 01:00:35,505 Remember your heart. 1365 01:00:35,506 --> 01:00:36,871 You're liable to have the DTs again. 1366 01:00:36,872 --> 01:00:40,401 I'm perfectly under control. 1367 01:00:40,524 --> 01:00:41,792 Perfectly! 1368 01:00:45,879 --> 01:00:47,470 Boys, never � 1369 01:00:47,578 --> 01:00:49,209 Where is Mrs. Ward and Miss �? 1370 01:00:50,183 --> 01:00:52,523 All those reporters � you did this! You, you � 1371 01:00:52,527 --> 01:00:54,201 Sugar, I tried to keep them out. 1372 01:00:54,202 --> 01:00:56,543 And that Marquis brought them right in with him. 1373 01:00:56,544 --> 01:00:58,915 Space, please tell them not to print anything. Please! 1374 01:00:58,916 --> 01:01:00,679 I'll do my best, Lola. 1375 01:01:00,683 --> 01:01:03,103 Where is Mrs. Ward and Miss Talley, Winters? 1376 01:01:03,133 --> 01:01:04,813 - The ladies, miss? - Yes. 1377 01:01:04,817 --> 01:01:06,843 Oh, they left very hurriedly. 1378 01:01:06,847 --> 01:01:08,341 Oh, where? 1379 01:01:08,562 --> 01:01:09,633 Oh, Pop! 1380 01:01:09,854 --> 01:01:11,487 I uh �I uh �I uh �I uh � 1381 01:01:11,665 --> 01:01:12,991 You swallowed Fanny. 1382 01:01:14,101 --> 01:01:15,667 Oh, the ladies! 1383 01:01:20,744 --> 01:01:22,012 Oh, boy! What a story! 1384 01:01:22,013 --> 01:01:23,007 I've got to get to a telephone! 1385 01:01:23,008 --> 01:01:23,823 Now, listen, you illiterates. 1386 01:01:23,824 --> 01:01:26,077 Play this up big and we'll be on the front page for a month. 1387 01:01:26,078 --> 01:01:27,911 She's got a fat chance of adopting a kid now. 1388 01:01:27,912 --> 01:01:28,996 Why should she? You think I want 1389 01:01:28,997 --> 01:01:31,014 my bombshell turned into a rubber nipple? 1390 01:01:31,015 --> 01:01:33,224 Now get this, you Seminoles. Get this in your lead. 1391 01:01:33,225 --> 01:01:35,599 "Two lovers brawl in Burns home." 1392 01:01:35,604 --> 01:01:38,573 You know, jealousy angle. Primitive stuff. Stone Age. 1393 01:01:38,604 --> 01:01:40,904 Two savages fighting over a gorgeous girl. 1394 01:01:40,908 --> 01:01:42,129 Mad with desire! 1395 01:01:42,132 --> 01:01:44,366 Use some of the lines from those pulp novels 1396 01:01:44,367 --> 01:01:46,003 you've all been writing for a long time. 1397 01:01:46,004 --> 01:01:48,376 - Now look � - Miss Burns, how about a statement? 1398 01:01:48,377 --> 01:01:51,832 I guess Mr. Hanlon can give you all the filth you want! 1399 01:01:52,987 --> 01:01:54,171 Taking it big? 1400 01:01:59,283 --> 01:02:03,001 Oh, gosh, don't take it on the chin like that, Lola. 1401 01:02:03,008 --> 01:02:05,892 You know that was just a follow-up on that Marquis story. 1402 01:02:06,092 --> 01:02:07,832 Right on time too. 1403 01:02:07,861 --> 01:02:09,952 Now they'll never let me have a baby. 1404 01:02:09,956 --> 01:02:11,259 All, come on. 1405 01:02:11,260 --> 01:02:13,477 That's just something you wanted this week. 1406 01:02:13,478 --> 01:02:15,620 You'll forget all about it next week. 1407 01:02:15,624 --> 01:02:17,815 You'll want another � another sheepdog. 1408 01:02:17,819 --> 01:02:21,487 Or � I got it � another Marquis. 1409 01:02:21,997 --> 01:02:24,667 You never held a baby in your arms, did you? 1410 01:02:25,800 --> 01:02:27,878 A little baby that grabs at you. 1411 01:02:28,204 --> 01:02:31,812 That somebody didn't want, and left in a basket someplace. 1412 01:02:31,818 --> 01:02:33,963 Oh, gosh, Sugar. I � 1413 01:02:34,285 --> 01:02:38,038 I didn't know it meant that much to you. Honest. 1414 01:02:38,571 --> 01:02:41,498 Oh, it was so cute and soft. 1415 01:02:41,694 --> 01:02:43,586 He smelled so sweet. 1416 01:02:44,152 --> 01:02:48,559 A little soft spot on top of his head that hadn't closed up yet. 1417 01:02:48,735 --> 01:02:50,486 You had to be careful of. 1418 01:02:50,515 --> 01:02:52,699 Aw, I'm sorry. 1419 01:02:52,703 --> 01:02:56,443 I'd acted entirely differently if I had known. 1420 01:02:56,567 --> 01:02:58,237 Come on. 1421 01:02:59,793 --> 01:03:01,269 Aw, don't. 1422 01:03:01,951 --> 01:03:04,386 You make me feel like a worm. 1423 01:03:04,581 --> 01:03:05,889 You know, I'm � 1424 01:03:08,758 --> 01:03:09,954 You know, I � 1425 01:03:10,311 --> 01:03:12,922 I'm more than just like you, Lola. 1426 01:03:14,071 --> 01:03:15,757 Wait a moment, Sugar, please. 1427 01:03:15,761 --> 01:03:16,830 Oh, leave me alone. 1428 01:03:16,831 --> 01:03:18,698 I don't know what I'm doing or what I'm saying. 1429 01:03:18,699 --> 01:03:20,236 Now now, darling. Don't get upset. 1430 01:03:20,237 --> 01:03:21,921 Just leave everything to me. 1431 01:03:21,922 --> 01:03:22,912 Oh, shut up! 1432 01:03:22,913 --> 01:03:25,030 I've left everything to you long enough. 1433 01:03:25,034 --> 01:03:26,974 After all I've done for my little girl. 1434 01:03:27,003 --> 01:03:28,509 Lola, you better get upstairs. 1435 01:03:28,510 --> 01:03:29,664 Are they whipping you down, sister? 1436 01:03:29,665 --> 01:03:30,608 Get away from me, all of you! 1437 01:03:30,609 --> 01:03:32,676 You're nothing but a pack of leeches. 1438 01:03:32,677 --> 01:03:33,968 - Leeches? - Yes, leeches! 1439 01:03:33,969 --> 01:03:35,437 At least he was right in one thing. 1440 01:03:35,438 --> 01:03:38,323 I don't know how I ever expected to bring a baby in here. 1441 01:03:38,354 --> 01:03:41,784 With an old fool for his grandfather that's half-drunk all the time. 1442 01:03:41,785 --> 01:03:43,618 After the way I worked to handle your affairs! 1443 01:03:43,619 --> 01:03:45,855 What about my affairs? Where are they? 1444 01:03:45,856 --> 01:03:47,620 Why aren't my bills paid? Where is my money go? 1445 01:03:47,621 --> 01:03:48,794 I never see any of it. 1446 01:03:48,795 --> 01:03:50,787 - Lola, you're excited. - So what are you mewing about? 1447 01:03:50,788 --> 01:03:52,866 Don't think I don't know about you and your stealing. 1448 01:03:52,867 --> 01:03:54,423 And the cuts you get from the stores. 1449 01:03:54,424 --> 01:03:55,242 Listen, sis. 1450 01:03:55,243 --> 01:03:57,419 And you, who hasn't had a job here named for three years. 1451 01:03:57,420 --> 01:03:59,069 And bringing her in here! 1452 01:03:59,073 --> 01:04:01,521 Like it was a hotel for traveling salesman. 1453 01:04:01,522 --> 01:04:04,527 I've only stood it because it's the only home and family I've got. 1454 01:04:04,528 --> 01:04:06,573 But I'm getting sick of it you understand? 1455 01:04:06,574 --> 01:04:09,310 Only Loretta and the dog ever do a single thing for me. 1456 01:04:09,311 --> 01:04:11,683 All the rest of you are just out for what you can get! 1457 01:04:11,684 --> 01:04:14,269 And I'm getting pretty tired of being a golden goose or whatever you call it. 1458 01:04:14,270 --> 01:04:15,810 Attagirl, Sugar. 1459 01:04:15,813 --> 01:04:17,269 Don't "attagirl" me! 1460 01:04:17,270 --> 01:04:19,282 I never want to see you again as long as I breathe. 1461 01:04:19,283 --> 01:04:20,783 You're worse than all the rest of them! 1462 01:04:20,784 --> 01:04:21,527 Yeah, but Lola � 1463 01:04:21,528 --> 01:04:22,413 Stone Age stuff! 1464 01:04:22,414 --> 01:04:24,292 Mad with desire! Lovers brawl! 1465 01:04:24,293 --> 01:04:26,771 Is that the way you prove you more really care for me? 1466 01:04:26,772 --> 01:04:29,206 Treating me like a strip act in a burlesque show. 1467 01:04:29,211 --> 01:04:30,881 A glamorous bombshell, eh? 1468 01:04:30,885 --> 01:04:33,327 A glorified chump, that's what I've been. 1469 01:04:33,328 --> 01:04:35,091 Well, I'm through! Do you understand? 1470 01:04:35,092 --> 01:04:36,783 With the business! With everybody! 1471 01:04:36,784 --> 01:04:38,838 You can get another It girl, a But girl. 1472 01:04:38,839 --> 01:04:40,157 Or How, When and Where girl. 1473 01:04:40,158 --> 01:04:41,488 I'm clearing out! 1474 01:04:41,491 --> 01:04:42,805 And you can all stay here. 1475 01:04:42,833 --> 01:04:44,354 And live halfway bombed. 1476 01:04:44,355 --> 01:04:46,080 Get somebody else to pull the applecart. 1477 01:04:46,081 --> 01:04:48,109 I'm going where ladies and gentlemen hang their hats. 1478 01:04:48,110 --> 01:04:49,914 And get some peace and quiet. 1479 01:04:49,915 --> 01:04:50,771 My daughter! 1480 01:04:50,772 --> 01:04:52,958 And if any of you try to interfere with me, I'll � 1481 01:04:52,959 --> 01:04:55,272 I'll complain to the authorities! 1482 01:04:55,394 --> 01:04:57,299 - Oh, but � - Now just a � 1483 01:05:05,786 --> 01:05:07,497 Well, as I was telling you � 1484 01:05:07,498 --> 01:05:08,747 I don't want to be told anything. 1485 01:05:08,748 --> 01:05:10,468 She's gone and she's got to be found! 1486 01:05:10,469 --> 01:05:13,478 New York sold this picture for release on the 15th. 1487 01:05:13,479 --> 01:05:14,330 And if we don't finish it � 1488 01:05:14,331 --> 01:05:15,942 �by the end of the week, the company breaks faith 1489 01:05:15,943 --> 01:05:17,665 with exhibitors and loses a lot of dough. 1490 01:05:17,666 --> 01:05:19,397 But a contract's a contract. She can't leave � 1491 01:05:19,398 --> 01:05:21,682 � You holding the bag with $750,000 of a useless negative. 1492 01:05:21,683 --> 01:05:23,122 I know all that, AC. 1493 01:05:23,123 --> 01:05:24,814 And I don't blame you. But don't worry. 1494 01:05:24,815 --> 01:05:27,202 She can't get very far without being spotted. 1495 01:05:27,203 --> 01:05:29,602 There are 110 million people that know that face. 1496 01:05:29,603 --> 01:05:30,748 And know that figure. 1497 01:05:30,749 --> 01:05:31,766 But incognito what if she's � 1498 01:05:31,767 --> 01:05:33,657 I'd know her in a diver's helmet. 1499 01:05:33,661 --> 01:05:34,711 Put Flaherty on here. 1500 01:05:34,712 --> 01:05:37,042 But if you knew she was upset, why didn't you stay with her? 1501 01:05:37,043 --> 01:05:40,950 My son and I had to attend to a breeders convention last night. 1502 01:05:40,957 --> 01:05:42,344 Be quiet! What? 1503 01:05:42,347 --> 01:05:44,573 No one knows at headquarters. 1504 01:05:44,574 --> 01:05:46,335 Are you sure you made every effort to find her? 1505 01:05:46,336 --> 01:05:48,074 Every beat cop in the state has been tipped off. 1506 01:05:48,075 --> 01:05:50,751 That watching all the docks. Railroads. The comfort stations. 1507 01:05:50,752 --> 01:05:51,664 From here to Seattle. 1508 01:05:51,665 --> 01:05:53,495 It's been over 24 hours since she disappeared. 1509 01:05:53,496 --> 01:05:57,203 She ought to been in one of those places in all that time. 1510 01:05:57,345 --> 01:05:59,765 - Telephone, Mr. Hanlon. - Oh. 1511 01:05:59,820 --> 01:06:01,548 Hello? Yep. Hanlon talking. 1512 01:06:01,549 --> 01:06:04,095 If Lola think she's not going to pay me the rest of my commission � 1513 01:06:04,096 --> 01:06:08,087 You speak of money when my only child has disappeared? 1514 01:06:08,094 --> 01:06:10,502 Only child? What do you think I am, a chipmunk? 1515 01:06:10,532 --> 01:06:12,632 - Tune off, will you? - Yeah. 1516 01:06:12,794 --> 01:06:16,746 She is? When? Yeah? YEAH? 1517 01:06:17,013 --> 01:06:20,097 Okay. Boy, I'll see that you get thanked proper for this. 1518 01:06:20,103 --> 01:06:21,562 - Have they found her? - Yes. 1519 01:06:21,591 --> 01:06:23,275 You leave everything to me, AC. 1520 01:06:23,276 --> 01:06:24,516 This is a delicate filet mignon. 1521 01:06:24,517 --> 01:06:26,109 Too many cooks will just make hash out of it. 1522 01:06:26,110 --> 01:06:27,063 But I have a right to know! 1523 01:06:27,064 --> 01:06:28,399 I'll call you just as soon as I'm hot. 1524 01:06:28,400 --> 01:06:29,787 Didn't I bring her back to you before? 1525 01:06:29,788 --> 01:06:33,098 That little leopard can change her spots on me and get away with it. 1526 01:06:33,099 --> 01:06:35,942 You leave everything to Space Frank Buck Hanlon. 1527 01:06:35,943 --> 01:06:37,482 I'll bring her back alive. 1528 01:06:37,486 --> 01:06:39,468 And no scars. 1529 01:06:51,610 --> 01:06:54,321 - Good morning. - Good morning. 1530 01:06:54,322 --> 01:06:56,565 Hanlon's the name. Monarch. Did you get my wire? 1531 01:06:56,566 --> 01:06:58,553 Yes, Mr. Hanlon. You must've driven all night. 1532 01:06:58,554 --> 01:06:59,648 Do you want breakfast? 1533 01:06:59,649 --> 01:07:01,947 No thanks, I had it on the way down. 1534 01:07:01,952 --> 01:07:04,372 - Your bungalow's right in back, sir. - Okay. 1535 01:07:05,022 --> 01:07:06,072 Thank you. 1536 01:07:07,712 --> 01:07:13,245 - Good morning, Miss Burns. - Morning. Do you know if my horse � 1537 01:07:13,246 --> 01:07:18,469 Well, Lola. Of all people. Fancy meeting you here. 1538 01:07:18,768 --> 01:07:20,668 I might've known. 1539 01:07:20,833 --> 01:07:23,517 Well, it's no use to even unpack your luggage, Space. 1540 01:07:23,518 --> 01:07:25,967 You can go right back and tell Gillette that I'm through. 1541 01:07:25,968 --> 01:07:27,419 Through forever. Do you understand? 1542 01:07:27,420 --> 01:07:29,246 You're just chasing a wild goose. 1543 01:07:29,250 --> 01:07:31,988 Well, looking at those pants, it's a temptation. 1544 01:07:32,652 --> 01:07:33,879 Now, listen. 1545 01:07:34,060 --> 01:07:36,240 I'm chasing nothing but leisure myself. 1546 01:07:36,241 --> 01:07:38,228 Gillette fired me for good and all this time. 1547 01:07:38,229 --> 01:07:39,720 And no if's about it. 1548 01:07:39,721 --> 01:07:42,043 And you've come right here from China and the South Seas? 1549 01:07:42,044 --> 01:07:43,300 It's the first stop. 1550 01:07:43,328 --> 01:07:45,215 What a coincidence that I was here too. 1551 01:07:45,219 --> 01:07:46,793 Wait a minute. 1552 01:07:46,794 --> 01:07:49,206 You're not the only one who knows about Desert Springs. 1553 01:07:49,207 --> 01:07:53,915 Besides, the desert is the best place I know of to get dramatically drunk. 1554 01:07:53,916 --> 01:07:56,484 I've got two suitcases there.. Full of high tone tonics. 1555 01:07:56,485 --> 01:07:59,357 They're going to make me forget I ever saw the inside of the studio. 1556 01:07:59,358 --> 01:08:01,597 The need for Tahiti and a blue lagoon. 1557 01:08:01,602 --> 01:08:04,852 Chasing those brown-skinned babies through the bamboo bushes. 1558 01:08:04,910 --> 01:08:06,541 You know is much as I'd like to, 1559 01:08:06,570 --> 01:08:09,963 I wouldn't even believe it if I'd heard you'd been eaten by a shark. 1560 01:08:11,639 --> 01:08:15,881 Boy, take those bags to my bungalow, will you? 1561 01:08:15,882 --> 01:08:16,932 Yes sir. 1562 01:08:21,177 --> 01:08:22,858 Breakfast, sir? Right this way. 1563 01:08:28,710 --> 01:08:29,776 What'll it be, sir? 1564 01:08:29,804 --> 01:08:32,363 - Just toast and coffee. - Yes, sir. 1565 01:08:32,696 --> 01:08:33,820 Hiya, Lola. 1566 01:08:33,867 --> 01:08:36,637 They just insist on throwing us together, don't they? 1567 01:08:36,638 --> 01:08:41,303 Say, the Marquis and Brogan certainly broke into the headlines here. 1568 01:08:41,304 --> 01:08:42,566 Boy, what a story. 1569 01:08:42,569 --> 01:08:44,796 Every Napoleon has his Waterloo. 1570 01:08:44,801 --> 01:08:46,274 "Marquis sues Brogan �" 1571 01:08:46,302 --> 01:08:48,202 I don't care to hear anything about it. 1572 01:08:48,206 --> 01:08:52,476 Especially those columns and columns of lies about my disappearance. 1573 01:08:52,691 --> 01:08:54,829 Nothing much about you in here at all. 1574 01:08:54,830 --> 01:08:56,193 There isn't? 1575 01:08:56,194 --> 01:08:58,738 No, you're supposed to be at home. Recovering from the shock. 1576 01:08:58,739 --> 01:08:59,988 I thought of that. 1577 01:09:00,481 --> 01:09:02,953 You know I don't blame you for liking it down here. 1578 01:09:02,954 --> 01:09:04,157 A lot of culture in this place. 1579 01:09:04,158 --> 01:09:06,448 I feel like a gentleman myself already. 1580 01:09:06,453 --> 01:09:09,103 I'm afraid that's the nearest you'll ever get to one. 1581 01:09:09,104 --> 01:09:12,859 Say, Gillette's gonna have an awful lot of trouble 1582 01:09:12,860 --> 01:09:15,752 casting Alice in Wonderland now that you're gone. 1583 01:09:17,656 --> 01:09:21,842 As if Gillette ever thought of me in connection with Alice in Wonderland. 1584 01:09:21,843 --> 01:09:23,576 There is the item right there. 1585 01:09:23,577 --> 01:09:25,600 I released it myself. On his own memo. 1586 01:09:25,604 --> 01:09:26,693 You were to do it next. 1587 01:09:26,694 --> 01:09:29,316 He finally got wised up to the kind of parts you ought to play. 1588 01:09:29,317 --> 01:09:31,108 It's too late now. 1589 01:09:31,109 --> 01:09:32,240 It's a swell part though. 1590 01:09:32,241 --> 01:09:35,266 I hear that Alice Cole was gonna do it. 1591 01:09:35,359 --> 01:09:38,047 Just because her name is Alice I suppose. 1592 01:09:38,052 --> 01:09:39,230 Oh no no no. 1593 01:09:39,233 --> 01:09:42,867 She's the perfect Janet Gaynor type. Sweep and untouchable. 1594 01:09:42,868 --> 01:09:45,835 That Empress of drama couldn't possibly conceive Alice's part. 1595 01:09:45,836 --> 01:09:48,404 On account of she doesn't have a bit of whimsy in her. 1596 01:09:48,405 --> 01:09:51,643 Imagine her sitting in that pumpkin with those white mice. 1597 01:09:52,679 --> 01:09:53,883 What pumpkin? 1598 01:09:54,342 --> 01:09:58,488 I don't expect you to know anything as lovely and gentle as that story. 1599 01:09:58,709 --> 01:10:03,078 The pumpkin drawn by the six white mice that Alice went to the ball in. 1600 01:10:04,260 --> 01:10:06,651 That wasn't Alice. That was Cinderella. 1601 01:10:06,655 --> 01:10:08,757 - It was Alice. - It was Cinderella. 1602 01:10:08,762 --> 01:10:10,836 - Alice! - Cinderella! Didn't you � 1603 01:10:10,840 --> 01:10:13,030 Miss Burns, your horse is here. 1604 01:10:13,059 --> 01:10:14,950 Don't keep the horse waiting. 1605 01:10:14,951 --> 01:10:17,481 Will you please see that my maid's informed immediately? 1606 01:10:17,482 --> 01:10:18,241 Yes, Miss Burns. 1607 01:10:18,242 --> 01:10:19,447 - And waiter. - Yes, miss? 1608 01:10:19,448 --> 01:10:21,724 All said a different table at luncheon. 1609 01:10:21,728 --> 01:10:22,778 Yes, Miss Burns. 1610 01:10:23,592 --> 01:10:25,271 - Waiter. - Sir? 1611 01:10:25,272 --> 01:10:28,884 Where do they usually ride around here? 1612 01:10:28,885 --> 01:10:31,235 They generally ride out Warm Springs way, sir. 1613 01:10:38,489 --> 01:10:40,616 Oh, Miss Lola! 1614 01:10:42,438 --> 01:10:43,488 Yes? 1615 01:10:43,702 --> 01:10:45,552 Can I stop for a minute? 1616 01:10:45,579 --> 01:10:46,821 All right. 1617 01:10:47,771 --> 01:10:50,189 Come on. Blimpo. Barko. 1618 01:10:50,617 --> 01:10:53,670 We had to drive back pretty soon anyway because 1619 01:10:53,693 --> 01:10:57,148 I think I'm gonna get all sunburnt out here. 1620 01:10:58,489 --> 01:11:01,876 Oh, isn't it beautiful and quiet here? 1621 01:11:04,000 --> 01:11:06,733 - What's the matter? - That's just Blimpo. 1622 01:11:06,738 --> 01:11:07,998 Come away from there, boy. 1623 01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:10,271 That ain't no tree. That's a cactus. 1624 01:11:14,546 --> 01:11:16,738 Eww.. Oh. 1625 01:11:16,743 --> 01:11:19,080 I found you, my darling wife! 1626 01:11:19,610 --> 01:11:21,334 You can't escape me like this. 1627 01:11:21,335 --> 01:11:22,458 - Help, Loretta! - I love you! 1628 01:11:22,459 --> 01:11:23,258 - I will follow you � - Help! 1629 01:11:23,259 --> 01:11:24,584 - To the end of the earth. - Help! 1630 01:11:24,585 --> 01:11:25,878 - Please! - Arggh! 1631 01:11:26,249 --> 01:11:27,938 - Help me! - I love you. 1632 01:11:28,694 --> 01:11:30,140 What's going on here? 1633 01:11:30,695 --> 01:11:32,863 That's not your wife. She's mine. 1634 01:11:38,172 --> 01:11:39,585 I think he'll not come back. 1635 01:11:39,586 --> 01:11:41,235 Did he hurt you? 1636 01:11:41,236 --> 01:11:44,672 He's just some crazy man who's been chasing me around. 1637 01:11:44,796 --> 01:11:46,545 Hey, thank you so much. 1638 01:11:46,643 --> 01:11:47,728 Not at all. 1639 01:11:48,191 --> 01:11:51,261 There seem to be a lot of odd people in this part of the country. 1640 01:11:51,768 --> 01:11:54,264 Allow me. I'm Gifford Middleton, Boston. 1641 01:11:54,269 --> 01:11:56,605 How � how do you do? 1642 01:11:56,606 --> 01:11:59,916 Perhaps I'd better ride with you a little way, huh? 1643 01:11:59,917 --> 01:12:02,475 That would be awfully nice of you if you would. 1644 01:12:02,480 --> 01:12:04,085 It'd be a very great pleasure. 1645 01:12:10,973 --> 01:12:12,874 A queer place, California. 1646 01:12:12,875 --> 01:12:15,175 Insane chaps running about the desert and all that. 1647 01:12:15,176 --> 01:12:17,191 It's rather nerve-racking. 1648 01:12:19,576 --> 01:12:21,364 Not as bad as Hollywood though. 1649 01:12:21,368 --> 01:12:22,710 Ever been up there? 1650 01:12:22,711 --> 01:12:23,912 Why, I uh � 1651 01:12:23,913 --> 01:12:25,116 I stayed there about a week. 1652 01:12:25,117 --> 01:12:27,613 Then that movie crowd began to get under my skin. 1653 01:12:27,811 --> 01:12:29,226 Dreadful people. 1654 01:12:29,229 --> 01:12:30,826 Don't you like the movies? 1655 01:12:30,855 --> 01:12:32,365 Oh, when I was a kid. 1656 01:12:32,368 --> 01:12:34,731 - You couldn't drag me into one now. - Oh. 1657 01:12:35,858 --> 01:12:38,477 By the way, you didn't tell me what your name is. 1658 01:12:38,698 --> 01:12:40,123 It's Lola Burns. 1659 01:12:40,127 --> 01:12:43,045 That's a beautiful name.. Very musical. 1660 01:12:43,223 --> 01:12:45,219 Didn't you ever hear it before? 1661 01:12:45,224 --> 01:12:46,704 I can't say I have. 1662 01:12:46,705 --> 01:12:49,862 But here riding along as we are in the early morning, 1663 01:12:49,863 --> 01:12:51,887 it seems to me I've known you a long time. 1664 01:12:51,965 --> 01:12:53,450 Do you mind my saying that? 1665 01:12:53,960 --> 01:12:55,768 I � I think it's nice. 1666 01:12:56,191 --> 01:12:58,597 I'm down at the Desert Inn for a couple days. 1667 01:12:58,598 --> 01:13:00,299 Father and mother are going to join me. 1668 01:13:00,300 --> 01:13:01,992 And then we're off for a trip around the world. 1669 01:13:01,993 --> 01:13:03,597 Oh, that's what I'm going to do someday. 1670 01:13:03,598 --> 01:13:06,598 See all of those things. And go all over the place. 1671 01:13:06,603 --> 01:13:08,531 People need change, don't you think? 1672 01:13:08,535 --> 01:13:09,955 They certainly do. 1673 01:13:10,166 --> 01:13:12,118 Are � are you in business? 1674 01:13:12,147 --> 01:13:14,104 Oh, just looking after the estate now. 1675 01:13:14,108 --> 01:13:15,314 Father is quite alone. 1676 01:13:15,718 --> 01:13:19,028 And then � well, I � write a little verse now and then. 1677 01:13:19,029 --> 01:13:20,628 I've had a couple volumes published. 1678 01:13:20,629 --> 01:13:22,368 - Poetry, really? - Mmm-hmm. 1679 01:13:23,049 --> 01:13:25,127 I'm sure I've seen you somewhere. 1680 01:13:25,128 --> 01:13:26,703 Did you ever ride the Aiken Hunt? 1681 01:13:26,704 --> 01:13:28,603 No, I � uh � no. 1682 01:13:28,607 --> 01:13:31,675 I must've seen you sculptured on a steed. 1683 01:13:32,188 --> 01:13:35,062 You're like Diana riding a Macedonian stallion. 1684 01:13:35,497 --> 01:13:40,197 You're some slim lovely Amazon riding proudly in her captor's wake. 1685 01:13:41,056 --> 01:13:44,203 Or perhaps you're just the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. 1686 01:13:44,204 --> 01:13:47,157 Do you mind my saying these things to you? 1687 01:13:47,158 --> 01:13:48,399 Oh, no, I � 1688 01:13:48,927 --> 01:13:49,977 No, I � 1689 01:13:51,149 --> 01:13:52,776 I � I love it. 1690 01:13:54,366 --> 01:13:55,416 Yes, sir. 1691 01:13:55,702 --> 01:13:57,289 Yes, sir. What? 1692 01:13:57,435 --> 01:13:59,311 Well, listen, AC. 1693 01:13:59,315 --> 01:14:02,039 You just sit tight. And I'll have her back in no time. 1694 01:14:02,320 --> 01:14:05,930 Yes, she felt pretty hard for that Alice in Wonderland gag this morning. 1695 01:14:06,463 --> 01:14:08,353 No, sir. I haven't seen her since then. 1696 01:14:09,022 --> 01:14:11,224 Okay. I'll keep you posted. 1697 01:14:20,088 --> 01:14:22,922 Isn't the moonlight beautiful? 1698 01:14:26,263 --> 01:14:29,629 Today and tonight will live forever in my heart. 1699 01:14:29,636 --> 01:14:31,428 Oh, it has been wonderful. 1700 01:14:31,697 --> 01:14:35,122 I'll lie awake all night on the pillow of this memory. 1701 01:14:35,309 --> 01:14:37,305 But you hardly know me. 1702 01:14:38,309 --> 01:14:41,745 I've known you in every ripple of moonlight I've ever seen. 1703 01:14:41,746 --> 01:14:43,885 In every symphony I've ever heard. 1704 01:14:43,886 --> 01:14:45,803 In every perfume I've never smelt. 1705 01:14:45,876 --> 01:14:47,656 Gifford, that's lovely. 1706 01:14:47,909 --> 01:14:52,225 Your hair? Your hair is like a field of silver daisies. 1707 01:14:53,116 --> 01:14:55,674 I'd like to run barefoot through your hair. 1708 01:14:55,679 --> 01:14:56,970 Gifford, I � 1709 01:14:59,652 --> 01:15:01,557 You � you mustn't, Gifford. 1710 01:15:09,780 --> 01:15:11,416 Lola, my dearest. 1711 01:15:11,419 --> 01:15:14,572 Your mouth is like a gardenia open to the sun. 1712 01:15:14,852 --> 01:15:16,891 - Your lips � - Hi, Lola! 1713 01:15:16,895 --> 01:15:19,126 How about a little game of hot hand, huh? 1714 01:15:19,131 --> 01:15:21,112 Don't speak to him. He's drunk. 1715 01:15:21,113 --> 01:15:22,153 Oh, introduce me. 1716 01:15:22,154 --> 01:15:24,767 We'll all go in my little shack here and gargle a little vodka. 1717 01:15:24,768 --> 01:15:26,663 Your presence is uncalled for. 1718 01:15:26,692 --> 01:15:28,058 Oh, pardon me. 1719 01:15:28,124 --> 01:15:31,254 I'll keep running around the block until my number is flashed. 1720 01:15:34,034 --> 01:15:35,560 I'm sorry, Gifford. 1721 01:15:35,588 --> 01:15:38,836 Who is it? I mean � he seems to know your name. 1722 01:15:39,084 --> 01:15:41,476 Well I may just as well tell you now. 1723 01:15:41,481 --> 01:15:44,091 He's the publicity man in the studio I work for. 1724 01:15:44,297 --> 01:15:45,514 Studio? I � 1725 01:15:45,517 --> 01:15:47,803 Lola Burns is a movie star. 1726 01:15:48,224 --> 01:15:50,652 Everybody seems to know that but you. 1727 01:15:51,809 --> 01:15:53,173 Oh. 1728 01:15:55,343 --> 01:15:57,276 I didn't mean to hurt you, Gifford. 1729 01:15:57,306 --> 01:15:58,459 I won't even think of it. 1730 01:15:58,460 --> 01:16:00,194 And I'll never think of it again either. 1731 01:16:00,195 --> 01:16:02,540 That's why I'm down here. I've run away from all of it. 1732 01:16:02,541 --> 01:16:06,082 It was a life I was forced into when I was too young to know any better. 1733 01:16:06,088 --> 01:16:08,679 Honestly. But I'm through with it all now. 1734 01:16:08,709 --> 01:16:11,519 Poor tired little flower. 1735 01:16:11,520 --> 01:16:14,742 Does � does it make any difference, Gifford? 1736 01:16:14,743 --> 01:16:18,157 You're just an orchid that dropped and bloomed in a swamp. 1737 01:16:18,481 --> 01:16:21,727 I'm going to take you away from all that sham and cheapness. 1738 01:16:21,733 --> 01:16:23,205 I'm going to transplant you. 1739 01:16:23,315 --> 01:16:26,296 We'll be married, dear heart. And go together to Utopia. 1740 01:16:26,302 --> 01:16:28,059 You mean around the world? 1741 01:16:28,088 --> 01:16:30,207 Around the universe to the Moon! 1742 01:16:30,208 --> 01:16:32,316 I've put the ring of Saturn on your finger. 1743 01:16:32,317 --> 01:16:33,605 Well sleep on Venus. 1744 01:16:33,633 --> 01:16:35,650 And the Milky Way shall be our cover. 1745 01:16:36,886 --> 01:16:37,936 Oh. 1746 01:16:38,864 --> 01:16:41,047 Not even Norma Shearer or Helen Hayes 1747 01:16:41,048 --> 01:16:43,757 in their nicest pictures were ever spoken to like that. 1748 01:16:43,758 --> 01:16:45,150 My adorable one. 1749 01:16:45,178 --> 01:16:47,525 This � this is my bungalow. 1750 01:16:48,667 --> 01:16:50,094 Lola, may I �? 1751 01:16:52,365 --> 01:16:54,673 No, we mustn't spoil this. 1752 01:16:54,920 --> 01:16:57,302 Mother and father will be here tomorrow, dear. 1753 01:16:57,303 --> 01:16:58,357 You shall meet them. 1754 01:16:58,358 --> 01:17:01,128 And they will know you and love you as much as I adore you. 1755 01:17:02,730 --> 01:17:06,109 I better go. Good night. 1756 01:17:06,301 --> 01:17:07,355 Good night. 1757 01:17:47,184 --> 01:17:49,633 Is that you, Miss Lola? 1758 01:17:49,638 --> 01:17:50,919 Yes, Loretta. 1759 01:17:51,069 --> 01:17:53,627 But don't talk to me, please. 1760 01:18:01,160 --> 01:18:03,710 Listen, Lola. I just thought that perhaps � 1761 01:18:04,648 --> 01:18:07,011 Oh, don't get sore. 1762 01:18:07,015 --> 01:18:10,303 I just wanted to talk to you. I'm lonely. 1763 01:18:10,310 --> 01:18:12,820 I don't care to be annoyed by a drunkard. 1764 01:18:22,951 --> 01:18:24,908 Say, who is this adagio dancer? 1765 01:18:24,913 --> 01:18:27,888 He's a little bit upstage, isn't he? 1766 01:18:27,893 --> 01:18:30,416 His name happens to be Gifford Middleton. 1767 01:18:30,421 --> 01:18:32,183 Does that mean anything to you? 1768 01:18:32,381 --> 01:18:34,182 Wait a minute. You don't � 1769 01:18:34,186 --> 01:18:36,975 You don't mean one of the Middletons of Boston? 1770 01:18:37,006 --> 01:18:38,092 Yes. 1771 01:18:38,094 --> 01:18:41,663 And neither he nor I are interested in swilling liquor with you. 1772 01:18:42,187 --> 01:18:43,237 Ahh! 1773 01:18:44,009 --> 01:18:47,968 He's gone a little bit nuts about you, hasn't he? 1774 01:18:48,442 --> 01:18:52,797 A gentleman, Mr. Hanlon, doesn't go nuts about anything. 1775 01:18:52,804 --> 01:18:56,239 Hair? What's all this about your hair being like a field of daisies? 1776 01:18:56,246 --> 01:18:58,868 And him running barefoot through it or something? 1777 01:18:58,869 --> 01:19:01,203 Can't you find any better way to pass your time 1778 01:19:01,204 --> 01:19:03,655 than spying on matters that don't concern you? 1779 01:19:03,656 --> 01:19:04,711 He looks like an athlete. 1780 01:19:04,712 --> 01:19:07,200 I wouldn't want him putting his foot on my scalp. 1781 01:19:07,201 --> 01:19:08,834 Get out of here or I'll call the night watchman! 1782 01:19:08,835 --> 01:19:10,565 Do you mean to tell me that � 1783 01:19:10,568 --> 01:19:12,782 that you fallen for all this guff? 1784 01:19:12,787 --> 01:19:16,248 I've been treated like a lady for the first time in my life. 1785 01:19:16,446 --> 01:19:17,707 Don't kid yourself. 1786 01:19:17,710 --> 01:19:21,267 He's got ideas just like all the rest of them. 1787 01:19:22,389 --> 01:19:24,798 He doesn't even think of things like that. 1788 01:19:24,799 --> 01:19:25,833 Now wait a minute, Lola. 1789 01:19:25,834 --> 01:19:29,674 Do you mean to tell me you're really serious about this guy? 1790 01:19:29,675 --> 01:19:31,730 He's asked me to marry him. Do you understand? 1791 01:19:31,731 --> 01:19:33,862 I'm going to meet his mother and father tomorrow. 1792 01:19:33,863 --> 01:19:36,281 By the time you're lying in some gutter where you belong, 1793 01:19:36,282 --> 01:19:38,190 I'll be Mrs. Gifford Middleton. 1794 01:19:38,217 --> 01:19:41,397 Living in peace and quiet among people who understand me. 1795 01:19:41,398 --> 01:19:42,773 And if you want to put that in the paper, 1796 01:19:42,774 --> 01:19:45,223 you got my full permission to do so. 1797 01:19:52,271 --> 01:19:54,648 Mother said they'd be out here having tea. 1798 01:19:54,653 --> 01:19:57,426 I'm so nervous. Do you think they'll really like me? 1799 01:19:57,431 --> 01:19:59,576 How can they help it, darling? 1800 01:19:59,817 --> 01:20:02,176 - Oh, there they are. - Where? Oh. 1801 01:20:03,295 --> 01:20:06,664 Wouldn't you two like to park here? There's plenty of room. 1802 01:20:09,886 --> 01:20:13,034 Mother, this is she. 1803 01:20:13,035 --> 01:20:13,910 How do you do? 1804 01:20:13,911 --> 01:20:17,357 This is the greatest pleasure of my life, Mrs. Middleton. 1805 01:20:17,559 --> 01:20:19,924 - And my father, dearest. - How do you do? 1806 01:20:22,169 --> 01:20:25,867 I'm trying to see which one of you two Gifford takes after. 1807 01:20:25,874 --> 01:20:29,112 We like to think of him as resembling both of us. 1808 01:20:29,118 --> 01:20:30,979 Why, that's natural, isn't it? 1809 01:20:31,008 --> 01:20:35,737 Gifford told us that your father and brother are in California. 1810 01:20:35,738 --> 01:20:37,823 Yes, father and brother are in business here. 1811 01:20:37,824 --> 01:20:39,454 Oh. 1812 01:20:39,737 --> 01:20:40,927 Business? 1813 01:20:40,955 --> 01:20:44,085 Yes. Father's really more of a retired sportsman. 1814 01:20:44,091 --> 01:20:47,752 But he's still interested in the transportation business. 1815 01:20:47,759 --> 01:20:51,200 Of course, when Gifford told us about you this morning. 1816 01:20:51,207 --> 01:20:53,974 We were naturally very much surprised. 1817 01:20:53,979 --> 01:20:55,061 Oh, yes, yes. 1818 01:20:55,079 --> 01:20:58,125 A mother hates to lose her boy. 1819 01:20:58,130 --> 01:21:00,660 We can all live together. I'm used to that. 1820 01:21:00,665 --> 01:21:02,487 I don't understand. 1821 01:21:02,516 --> 01:21:05,037 I mean my family's always lived with me. 1822 01:21:05,038 --> 01:21:06,879 Of course it's one of the first things. 1823 01:21:06,880 --> 01:21:09,542 We must meet your family before we � 1824 01:21:09,572 --> 01:21:13,197 We're a little zealous about the Middleton stock. 1825 01:21:13,581 --> 01:21:15,509 Carrying on of the name. 1826 01:21:15,912 --> 01:21:19,441 I'm afraid that is something that was born in us. 1827 01:21:19,442 --> 01:21:21,332 Miss Burns' father and brother are in the lobby. 1828 01:21:21,333 --> 01:21:22,551 You mean here? 1829 01:21:22,554 --> 01:21:24,661 Splendid. Send them out here. 1830 01:21:24,690 --> 01:21:26,806 What a fortunate coincidence. 1831 01:21:26,810 --> 01:21:29,863 We can now discuss the whole matter together. 1832 01:21:30,017 --> 01:21:32,184 No, wait. I'll go get them. 1833 01:21:32,213 --> 01:21:35,095 - Shall I �? - No, Gifford. I'll be right back. 1834 01:21:40,490 --> 01:21:42,460 Daughter! Daughter! 1835 01:21:42,464 --> 01:21:43,914 What a nightmare! 1836 01:21:43,917 --> 01:21:47,083 Leaving us this way with bitterness in your heart. 1837 01:21:47,189 --> 01:21:48,362 And no money. 1838 01:21:48,364 --> 01:21:50,507 But how did you find out I was down here? 1839 01:21:50,512 --> 01:21:52,462 And why didn't you go to my hotel? 1840 01:21:52,463 --> 01:21:53,783 Well, a guy phoned us this morning. 1841 01:21:53,784 --> 01:21:54,848 He wouldn't leave his name. 1842 01:21:54,849 --> 01:21:56,855 So we took a chance on anything. Didn't we, Pop? 1843 01:21:56,856 --> 01:21:58,621 Gillette is up in arms. 1844 01:21:58,624 --> 01:21:59,934 You've a contract. 1845 01:21:59,938 --> 01:22:03,505 He said you won't be able to work in another studio in Hollywood. 1846 01:22:03,511 --> 01:22:07,200 I'm happy to announce I'll never have to work in another studio again. 1847 01:22:07,207 --> 01:22:09,339 On account of I'm going to be married. 1848 01:22:09,368 --> 01:22:11,311 - Married? - Who to? 1849 01:22:11,315 --> 01:22:14,170 He's Gifford Middleton from a fine old Boston family. 1850 01:22:14,171 --> 01:22:17,270 He and his mother and father are out there. They want to meet you so please� 1851 01:22:17,271 --> 01:22:20,276 But, Lola, marriage is serious business. 1852 01:22:20,307 --> 01:22:21,651 You � are you sure you �? 1853 01:22:21,654 --> 01:22:24,635 Surer than I've been sure of anything in my life. 1854 01:22:24,665 --> 01:22:27,181 Now, Pop. Please be nice. And don't make any breaks. 1855 01:22:27,182 --> 01:22:28,970 You know you can be a gentleman when you want to be. 1856 01:22:28,971 --> 01:22:29,936 Naturally. 1857 01:22:29,937 --> 01:22:32,210 And don't tell any of your jokes, Junior. 1858 01:22:32,211 --> 01:22:34,172 Because the Middletons are very conservative people. 1859 01:22:34,173 --> 01:22:35,226 Now, come on. 1860 01:22:35,543 --> 01:22:37,320 Monied people I suppose. 1861 01:22:37,348 --> 01:22:39,273 Naturally, Pop. They're very refined. 1862 01:22:39,722 --> 01:22:41,563 I'll be delighted. 1863 01:22:47,354 --> 01:22:50,599 This is my father and my brother, Mr. and Mrs. Middleton. 1864 01:22:50,605 --> 01:22:53,940 - It's a great pleasure. - Quite so. 1865 01:22:54,143 --> 01:22:56,885 - Madame is an honor. - How do you do? 1866 01:22:56,890 --> 01:22:59,105 - Hiya. - And this is Gifford. 1867 01:22:59,724 --> 01:23:01,762 My boy. My boy. 1868 01:23:01,791 --> 01:23:03,490 - How do you do, sir? - How are ya? 1869 01:23:03,649 --> 01:23:05,534 A thoroughbred. 1870 01:23:05,563 --> 01:23:10,006 I can see that fine head. Eyes wide apart. 1871 01:23:10,598 --> 01:23:14,517 So you're taking the only jewel in my crown, eh? 1872 01:23:14,754 --> 01:23:16,516 Well, my boy I don't � 1873 01:23:16,520 --> 01:23:18,785 Father, why don't you sit down? 1874 01:23:18,889 --> 01:23:20,934 I hear � here. 1875 01:23:21,051 --> 01:23:25,857 I presume this was as much a surprise for you as it was for me. 1876 01:23:25,866 --> 01:23:28,134 - Yes. - Or more. 1877 01:23:28,138 --> 01:23:32,184 I guess we oldsters can't keep the pace, eh, Mrs. Middleton? 1878 01:23:32,198 --> 01:23:36,358 Things move faster than when you and your husband got together. 1879 01:23:36,786 --> 01:23:39,931 Pop came down here the minute he heard about it. 1880 01:23:39,937 --> 01:23:42,306 I knew a Burns at Harvard. 1881 01:23:42,335 --> 01:23:46,119 George Burns. Class of 98. Any relation? 1882 01:23:46,304 --> 01:23:48,809 Uh � er � no. 1883 01:23:48,814 --> 01:23:52,596 That was the New England branch of the family. 1884 01:23:52,989 --> 01:23:54,554 Great college, Harvard. 1885 01:23:55,248 --> 01:23:59,510 My tutor used to say to me when we were going through Europe � 1886 01:23:59,517 --> 01:24:01,856 Pop, won't you have some tea? 1887 01:24:01,857 --> 01:24:04,040 Maybe the folks would like a little dramola? 1888 01:24:04,041 --> 01:24:05,902 Pop you got something on the saddle, haven't you? 1889 01:24:05,903 --> 01:24:09,249 Yeah, how about a little libation? 1890 01:24:09,662 --> 01:24:11,002 No, I thank you. 1891 01:24:11,031 --> 01:24:13,873 I don't suppose madame-am would �? 1892 01:24:13,874 --> 01:24:14,852 No. 1893 01:24:14,853 --> 01:24:16,607 Because that's just father's way. 1894 01:24:17,398 --> 01:24:19,073 Gifford, my boy? 1895 01:24:19,076 --> 01:24:21,299 Gifford never touches alcohol. 1896 01:24:21,300 --> 01:24:22,133 Oh. 1897 01:24:22,134 --> 01:24:23,354 You don't use it, huh? 1898 01:24:23,357 --> 01:24:24,609 No. 1899 01:24:24,985 --> 01:24:27,085 You know, Giffie. You know I like you. 1900 01:24:27,114 --> 01:24:30,604 And when I like a fella, I like him. It comes straight from the shoulder. 1901 01:24:30,605 --> 01:24:33,220 You know you're getting a great piece of goods in Sis. 1902 01:24:33,221 --> 01:24:37,014 She's a corker. She's all woman flat on the table. 1903 01:24:37,015 --> 01:24:40,135 Miss Burns, can I have your autograph? 1904 01:24:40,136 --> 01:24:43,224 Oh, no. Please. Miss Burns is through with all that. 1905 01:24:43,225 --> 01:24:44,946 Please, Miss Burns. I'm leaving today. 1906 01:24:44,947 --> 01:24:46,949 Oh, just this once, Gifford. Please. 1907 01:24:47,071 --> 01:24:48,260 All right. 1908 01:24:49,680 --> 01:24:52,904 Thanks, Miss Burns. It's for our Lola Burns Club at home. 1909 01:24:52,910 --> 01:24:54,454 There you are, dear. 1910 01:24:54,480 --> 01:24:56,186 Oh, honey, look. 1911 01:24:56,187 --> 01:24:58,473 The Lola Burns Club? 1912 01:24:58,789 --> 01:25:00,351 What a forward child. 1913 01:25:00,354 --> 01:25:03,169 What on earth did she want your autograph for? 1914 01:25:03,530 --> 01:25:06,719 Gifford, didn't you tell them? 1915 01:25:06,952 --> 01:25:08,216 Not yet. I � 1916 01:25:08,245 --> 01:25:10,051 Tell them? What? 1917 01:25:10,820 --> 01:25:12,652 That I've been in pictures. 1918 01:25:12,680 --> 01:25:15,420 That � that movie star? 1919 01:25:15,421 --> 01:25:18,231 Not the Lola Burns that we've been reading about in the � 1920 01:25:18,232 --> 01:25:20,823 Yes, that's right. But you see I can explain all of it. 1921 01:25:20,824 --> 01:25:22,604 Gifford, have you read the papers recently? 1922 01:25:22,605 --> 01:25:25,420 I haven't seen a paper since I've been here. Why?? 1923 01:25:25,913 --> 01:25:29,052 Lyndon, I'm feeling so very faint. 1924 01:25:29,340 --> 01:25:31,332 - Ah, dear. - Please take me to my room. 1925 01:25:31,710 --> 01:25:33,034 Pardon me. Pardon me. 1926 01:25:33,037 --> 01:25:34,294 Mrs. Middleton, please � 1927 01:25:34,297 --> 01:25:35,633 You'll excuse me, I'm sure. 1928 01:25:35,634 --> 01:25:36,400 But Mrs. Middleton � 1929 01:25:36,401 --> 01:25:37,957 Lola, let me handle this. 1930 01:25:37,958 --> 01:25:39,418 But you've got to make her realize � 1931 01:25:39,419 --> 01:25:41,405 There you go to your room and wait for me to phone. 1932 01:25:41,406 --> 01:25:42,747 I'll smooth everything over. 1933 01:25:42,748 --> 01:25:44,335 I know father and mother better than you do. 1934 01:25:44,336 --> 01:25:46,915 - Please make them understand. - Certainly, darling. 1935 01:25:46,916 --> 01:25:49,198 Something we said? 1936 01:25:49,228 --> 01:25:51,201 No, you didn't mean anything, Pop. 1937 01:25:51,202 --> 01:25:53,084 Come on. Let's go back to my hotel and wait. 1938 01:25:53,085 --> 01:25:54,521 Gifford was right. He can handle everything. 1939 01:25:54,522 --> 01:25:56,412 Yes, certainly, daughter. 1940 01:25:58,754 --> 01:26:00,812 Listen, Lola. 1941 01:26:00,813 --> 01:26:02,676 I saw Gifford give you the high and mighty chill over there. 1942 01:26:02,677 --> 01:26:04,736 If there is anything I can do, I � 1943 01:26:04,740 --> 01:26:06,842 You know, I was little tight last night. 1944 01:26:06,843 --> 01:26:09,695 If you're really in love with this guy, I'd be only � 1945 01:26:09,696 --> 01:26:12,570 Stop! Never speak to me again! 1946 01:26:12,571 --> 01:26:18,050 Gifford didn't say whether that little difficulty had been all worked out. 1947 01:26:18,051 --> 01:26:19,936 No. He just said to come over right away. 1948 01:26:19,937 --> 01:26:21,177 Oh, here it is. 92. 1949 01:26:21,205 --> 01:26:24,215 I'm telling you, Mr. and Mrs. Middleton, that's the way it is � 1950 01:26:24,216 --> 01:26:26,718 Mrs. Middleton, don't believe a word he says. 1951 01:26:26,719 --> 01:26:28,615 I most assuredly don't. 1952 01:26:28,616 --> 01:26:29,805 You see? 1953 01:26:29,806 --> 01:26:33,119 You see what it is when you come up against decent respectable people? 1954 01:26:33,120 --> 01:26:34,484 Now wait a minute. You don't get it. 1955 01:26:34,485 --> 01:26:35,610 I'm on your side. 1956 01:26:35,613 --> 01:26:38,863 I've been trying to tell them that all the publicity was my fault. 1957 01:26:38,864 --> 01:26:41,737 Of course, I don't agree with you about your boyfriend here. 1958 01:26:41,738 --> 01:26:43,744 But I don't see the percentage in your taking it on the chin 1959 01:26:43,745 --> 01:26:45,925 if it's going to interfere with your happiness. 1960 01:26:45,926 --> 01:26:49,045 Reputable newspapers can't be hoaxed as easily as all that. 1961 01:26:49,051 --> 01:26:51,050 And where there's smoke, there's fire. 1962 01:26:51,051 --> 01:26:52,514 Oh, but it's all true, Mrs. Middleton. 1963 01:26:52,515 --> 01:26:54,756 He was discharged for it. Weren't you, Space? 1964 01:26:54,757 --> 01:26:56,074 Why, sure. Don't you see, Mr. and Mrs. Middleton? 1965 01:26:56,075 --> 01:26:59,040 The girl must be okay to have a termite like myself, 1966 01:26:59,041 --> 01:27:00,833 trying to bore holes in her character. 1967 01:27:00,834 --> 01:27:04,230 And still be the idol of 110 million people. 1968 01:27:04,237 --> 01:27:05,435 A public character. 1969 01:27:05,756 --> 01:27:10,952 All you have to do is explain you were responsible for all those stories. 1970 01:27:10,953 --> 01:27:14,268 If it's pictures that are worrying you, Mrs. Middleton, I'm out of them. 1971 01:27:14,269 --> 01:27:15,336 It isn't only pictures. 1972 01:27:15,337 --> 01:27:17,662 The Middleton name has to be considered. 1973 01:27:17,667 --> 01:27:20,301 Our blood line dates back to Bunker Hill. 1974 01:27:20,947 --> 01:27:22,385 I'll have you know, sir, 1975 01:27:22,388 --> 01:27:24,114 that one of my ancestors 1976 01:27:24,115 --> 01:27:25,722 stood with Christopher Columbus 1977 01:27:25,723 --> 01:27:27,812 on the poop deck of the Mayflower! 1978 01:27:28,297 --> 01:27:30,846 Gifford, what do you say? 1979 01:27:31,901 --> 01:27:33,277 What can I say? 1980 01:27:34,281 --> 01:27:35,717 You � you mean �? 1981 01:27:35,720 --> 01:27:38,370 I think it best to forget the whole thing, don't you? 1982 01:27:39,156 --> 01:27:42,905 Are you forgetting all those beautiful things you said to me? 1983 01:27:45,169 --> 01:27:47,869 "Lovers brawl in Lola Burns' home." 1984 01:27:49,394 --> 01:27:51,804 I guess that sort of line suits you. 1985 01:27:52,909 --> 01:27:54,649 I'm afraid I've been rather a chump. 1986 01:27:55,687 --> 01:27:58,577 You mean you're going to stand by your father and mother? 1987 01:27:58,578 --> 01:28:00,187 Certainly I have always done 1988 01:28:00,188 --> 01:28:02,924 I've done very well so far in abiding by their wishes. 1989 01:28:03,909 --> 01:28:06,081 Gifford, you see, is a Middleton. 1990 01:28:06,082 --> 01:28:07,962 Gifford's a sap! That's what Gifford is. 1991 01:28:07,963 --> 01:28:10,349 I give him away with a strain of horseradish. 1992 01:28:10,350 --> 01:28:12,687 I wouldn't be caught dead with him in a duck boat. 1993 01:28:12,688 --> 01:28:14,021 - Please! - And if you're a lady, 1994 01:28:14,022 --> 01:28:16,881 and they're gentleman, I'm Amy Fibber McCutmore on a raft. 1995 01:28:16,882 --> 01:28:19,161 You can take your Bostons. And your Bunker Hills. 1996 01:28:19,162 --> 01:28:21,878 And your bloodlines. And stuff a codfish with them! 1997 01:28:21,883 --> 01:28:24,613 And then you know what you can do with the codfish! 1998 01:28:24,925 --> 01:28:26,877 - Come on, Pop. - Ahem! 1999 01:28:29,600 --> 01:28:32,622 Come, daughter. Get in the car. 2000 01:28:32,628 --> 01:28:35,132 We're well rid of scum like that. 2001 01:28:35,137 --> 01:28:37,727 Say, Sis. Should I go back and bust them in the bugle? 2002 01:28:37,821 --> 01:28:42,234 Oh, Bro. Pop. Please leave me alone for a minute. 2003 01:28:43,193 --> 01:28:46,150 Gee, Sugar, I'm sorry. Really I am. 2004 01:28:46,342 --> 01:28:47,855 Oh, Space. 2005 01:28:47,859 --> 01:28:50,795 Thanks � thanks for standing up for me. 2006 01:28:50,961 --> 01:28:54,999 What the heck? I'm just trying to make them see daylight, that's all. 2007 01:28:55,119 --> 01:28:58,650 They can live in a tomb for the rest of their lives for all I care. 2008 01:28:58,830 --> 01:29:01,086 Imagine that dopie baked bean 2009 01:29:01,091 --> 01:29:02,979 wanted to put his feet in my hair! 2010 01:29:02,982 --> 01:29:04,362 Oh, well. 2011 01:29:04,363 --> 01:29:05,938 Everything would've been all right 2012 01:29:05,939 --> 01:29:08,095 if your old man and brother hadn't showed up. 2013 01:29:08,096 --> 01:29:10,355 After all, they're a little thick. 2014 01:29:10,356 --> 01:29:11,993 What's the matter with Pops and Junior? 2015 01:29:11,994 --> 01:29:15,036 They didn't do anything. They're just natural ordinary people. 2016 01:29:15,037 --> 01:29:16,218 That's all. 2017 01:29:16,221 --> 01:29:18,606 Well, I guess it's really pictures, Lola. 2018 01:29:18,611 --> 01:29:21,984 It kinda puts a tag on you with society and all that. 2019 01:29:21,990 --> 01:29:24,346 What's wrong with pictures? 2020 01:29:24,347 --> 01:29:26,252 It's perfectly honest work, isn't it? 2021 01:29:26,253 --> 01:29:28,720 It's more work than those clinkers ever did. 2022 01:29:28,725 --> 01:29:31,505 Is it any disgrace entertaining people? 2023 01:29:31,510 --> 01:29:33,869 Making them laugh and making them cry? 2024 01:29:33,874 --> 01:29:38,212 Not like I'm crying now but try to get some fun out of it. 2025 01:29:38,220 --> 01:29:41,006 Oh, well. You're through with pictures anyway. 2026 01:29:41,011 --> 01:29:44,465 And there's a lot more people just as good as the Middleton's 2027 01:29:44,472 --> 01:29:47,591 who are a little bit more broad-minded. 2028 01:29:47,597 --> 01:29:51,028 I don't want to know any more people like them. 2029 01:29:51,034 --> 01:29:52,856 Are you going to do with yourself? 2030 01:29:52,860 --> 01:29:54,442 I don't know, Space. 2031 01:29:54,679 --> 01:29:57,120 I'm so miserable. 2032 01:29:57,866 --> 01:30:00,625 I bet old man Gillette's full of grief. 2033 01:30:00,630 --> 01:30:02,417 And he's got it coming to him too. 2034 01:30:02,421 --> 01:30:04,455 After the way he mismanaged you. 2035 01:30:04,459 --> 01:30:07,335 I never had anything personal against Mr. Gillette. 2036 01:30:07,341 --> 01:30:09,411 He was always lovely to me. 2037 01:30:09,412 --> 01:30:11,993 I bet those stockholders will have plenty against him 2038 01:30:11,994 --> 01:30:14,764 when they look at that loss on your unfinished picture. 2039 01:30:14,880 --> 01:30:16,330 Aw, he was a gyp anyway. 2040 01:30:16,334 --> 01:30:18,444 Mr. Gillette is a very nice man. 2041 01:30:18,473 --> 01:30:19,983 And it isn't his fault that I � 2042 01:30:20,012 --> 01:30:22,698 What do you care? It's not your funeral. 2043 01:30:22,703 --> 01:30:24,211 Let him burn your fan mail. 2044 01:30:24,239 --> 01:30:26,513 They can't burn my fan mail. 2045 01:30:26,543 --> 01:30:28,398 These people are my friends. 2046 01:30:28,999 --> 01:30:30,899 Why, they sent me presents. 2047 01:30:30,928 --> 01:30:33,617 And tell me all their troubles. 2048 01:30:33,767 --> 01:30:36,675 The fans will pick on somebody else to write to. 2049 01:30:36,706 --> 01:30:38,345 Even Alice Cole. 2050 01:30:38,373 --> 01:30:44,111 I'll bet they'll be forming Alice Cole clubs in Hindustan this time next year. 2051 01:30:48,499 --> 01:30:50,523 What's up? Why the hurry? 2052 01:30:50,653 --> 01:30:52,536 Nobody's gonna burn my fan mail. 2053 01:30:52,540 --> 01:30:55,610 Nobody's gonna blame Mr. Gillette for something he didn't do. 2054 01:30:55,611 --> 01:30:57,704 Get in. We're gonna pack up. And get outta here! 2055 01:30:57,705 --> 01:30:59,902 But daughter, where are we going? 2056 01:30:59,906 --> 01:31:01,687 Back to the studio. 2057 01:31:12,626 --> 01:31:14,259 All right, you Ransacks! 2058 01:31:14,260 --> 01:31:15,565 It worked like a Tiffany watch. 2059 01:31:15,566 --> 01:31:17,346 The little lady has gone back on the roller coaster. 2060 01:31:17,347 --> 01:31:19,337 And screaming happily on all the turns. 2061 01:31:19,477 --> 01:31:20,626 Here's a final payment. 2062 01:31:20,627 --> 01:31:23,073 And you're my favorite character actors for all time. 2063 01:31:23,074 --> 01:31:26,387 Thank you. Rather undignified. Of course. 2064 01:31:26,388 --> 01:31:29,493 And we wouldn't have considered it if we hadn't had a rotten season. 2065 01:31:29,494 --> 01:31:30,868 Yeah, I know. 2066 01:31:30,871 --> 01:31:32,303 Here you are, Joe. Great work. 2067 01:31:32,304 --> 01:31:33,980 I couldn't have written better dialogue myself. 2068 01:31:33,981 --> 01:31:35,646 Listen. Not a word about this performance. 2069 01:31:35,647 --> 01:31:37,265 I'll never get a job in pictures. 2070 01:31:37,266 --> 01:31:39,377 Just between the little old quartet here. 2071 01:31:39,378 --> 01:31:41,667 What we really want, Mr. Hanlon, is a chance at pictures. 2072 01:31:41,668 --> 01:31:43,117 It's a cinch. You're all set. 2073 01:31:43,118 --> 01:31:45,802 I'll leave word tomorrow. Ben Berand. Our casting director. 2074 01:31:45,803 --> 01:31:47,270 And you'll all be working in a week. 2075 01:31:47,271 --> 01:31:50,954 I can't understand why Lewis Stone gets all these parts. 2076 01:31:50,955 --> 01:31:53,390 I've always been with compared with Alice Brady. 2077 01:31:53,391 --> 01:31:54,671 Yes, yes, I know. 2078 01:31:54,672 --> 01:31:56,361 Everybody thought I was Jackie Cooper. 2079 01:31:56,362 --> 01:31:58,532 Until Greta Garbo took me on her lap one day. 2080 01:31:58,592 --> 01:32:00,251 Well, I'll be seeing you. 2081 01:32:09,261 --> 01:32:11,836 And then he says: "why, you little �" 2082 01:32:11,837 --> 01:32:14,136 Never mind that, Loretta. That's tomorrow's. 2083 01:32:14,137 --> 01:32:15,526 I know everything for today. 2084 01:32:15,527 --> 01:32:17,675 Hey, Greasepaint. She about ready? The cars are coming up. 2085 01:32:17,676 --> 01:32:19,221 Oh, they're hurrying, Broph. 2086 01:32:19,222 --> 01:32:20,497 We're on the back lot this morning. 2087 01:32:20,498 --> 01:32:22,335 Gee, it's great to see you back, Lola. 2088 01:32:22,339 --> 01:32:24,146 It's marvelous to be back, Broph. 2089 01:32:24,150 --> 01:32:26,044 Everybody's been so sweet to me. 2090 01:32:26,045 --> 01:32:27,799 Did you see the flowers from Gillette? 2091 01:32:27,800 --> 01:32:29,197 Everyone is so thoughtful. 2092 01:32:29,226 --> 01:32:31,273 - OWW! - Sorry, dear. Just hurrying. 2093 01:32:31,274 --> 01:32:33,562 I'm working here as long as you're here, Lola. 2094 01:32:33,563 --> 01:32:36,216 When you quit, Broph joins the gypsies. 2095 01:32:37,769 --> 01:32:39,946 - Mac, hey, Mac. - Yes, Silver? 2096 01:32:39,947 --> 01:32:41,369 Did you call Desert Springs? 2097 01:32:41,370 --> 01:32:44,257 Yes but they said Mr. Hanlon checked out last night. 2098 01:32:44,338 --> 01:32:45,563 Oh, gee. 2099 01:32:48,436 --> 01:32:49,883 - Say, Monty? - Yeah. 2100 01:32:50,376 --> 01:32:52,523 Where does the boat sail from to Tahiti? 2101 01:32:52,524 --> 01:32:55,726 We took an old tub from San Pedro when we did White Shadows down there. 2102 01:32:55,727 --> 01:32:57,791 - Why? - Oh, nothing. 2103 01:32:57,792 --> 01:32:59,244 The car is here, Lola. Let's go. 2104 01:32:59,245 --> 01:33:00,160 I'm through. 2105 01:33:00,161 --> 01:33:01,939 - Okay. - I'm ready. 2106 01:33:01,940 --> 01:33:04,925 Loretta, get my hat on account of I wear it in the scene. 2107 01:33:04,926 --> 01:33:06,365 Yes, ma'am. 2108 01:33:06,582 --> 01:33:07,910 Well, daughter � 2109 01:33:07,911 --> 01:33:09,921 Lola, before you go, the new contracts � 2110 01:33:09,922 --> 01:33:11,410 I have a neat little sports job out there � 2111 01:33:11,411 --> 01:33:13,924 - I've been going over this � - Sis, why can't I have a roadster? 2112 01:33:13,925 --> 01:33:17,734 Mac, try calling up the steamship line at San Pedro, will you? 2113 01:33:17,735 --> 01:33:20,021 Monty tells me the boat sails there to Tahiti. 2114 01:33:20,022 --> 01:33:22,393 Maybe Space's name is on the passenger list. 2115 01:33:22,394 --> 01:33:25,085 I can't let them go off like this, without seeing him. 2116 01:33:25,086 --> 01:33:26,708 I've just got to � 2117 01:33:28,950 --> 01:33:30,355 Space, you're here! 2118 01:33:30,383 --> 01:33:32,397 Well, I'll be darned. 2119 01:33:38,595 --> 01:33:40,710 What � what is it, Space? 2120 01:33:40,714 --> 01:33:44,418 Would you really want me to go to Tahiti? 2121 01:33:44,419 --> 01:33:45,469 Well, I � 2122 01:33:45,527 --> 01:33:47,885 I just wanted to say goodbye. 2123 01:33:47,889 --> 01:33:49,425 Do you want to say it now? 2124 01:33:49,667 --> 01:33:51,027 - Space? - What? 2125 01:33:51,028 --> 01:33:52,499 I don't know. I � 2126 01:33:52,500 --> 01:33:54,447 Gee, I never thought we'd come to this. 2127 01:33:54,710 --> 01:33:56,666 - What? - This. 2128 01:33:57,395 --> 01:33:59,656 I knew I should hate this cussed contract. 2129 01:33:59,657 --> 01:34:01,990 I tell you we can't dress in those dressing rooms. 2130 01:34:01,991 --> 01:34:04,815 Even on our last Orpheum tour we were treated better than this. 2131 01:34:04,816 --> 01:34:05,552 Much. 2132 01:34:05,553 --> 01:34:08,431 I just finished doing idiotic acting for this company. 2133 01:34:08,462 --> 01:34:11,412 Okay, Mrs., you can have these dressing rooms right up here. 2134 01:34:14,656 --> 01:34:16,654 And paint three stars on the door. 2135 01:34:16,655 --> 01:34:18,724 Frankie, who are those people in there? 2136 01:34:18,725 --> 01:34:20,204 I don't know, Miss Burns. 2137 01:34:20,205 --> 01:34:23,254 Three legit hams. Just come from playing haylofts in the corn belt. 2138 01:34:23,255 --> 01:34:25,700 They get upstage the minute they get in the studio. 2139 01:34:25,701 --> 01:34:28,961 The front office is already using them in the new Barrymore picture. 2140 01:34:28,962 --> 01:34:31,066 Mmm-hmm. 2141 01:34:31,217 --> 01:34:33,067 You know them? Do you �? 2142 01:34:38,651 --> 01:34:40,183 Lola, honey. 2143 01:34:40,501 --> 01:34:42,059 What's wrong, daughter? 2144 01:34:42,087 --> 01:34:43,782 You dirty double-crossing � 2145 01:34:43,783 --> 01:34:45,539 Lola, we're two minutes over already. 2146 01:34:45,540 --> 01:34:47,016 I'm coming. 2147 01:34:47,019 --> 01:34:49,431 And never speak to me again! 2148 01:34:49,576 --> 01:34:50,919 Daughter, daughter � 2149 01:34:51,552 --> 01:34:54,800 Listen, Lola, baby girl. Wait just a minute, will you? 2150 01:34:55,234 --> 01:34:56,822 Daughter � 2151 01:34:58,556 --> 01:35:00,531 Lola. 2152 01:35:00,532 --> 01:35:03,122 Listen, Sugar. Stop it. Please, I love you. 2153 01:35:03,123 --> 01:35:05,620 Wait till I get in there and you can put them all down. 2154 01:35:05,621 --> 01:35:08,022 Oh, did the little baby hurt her little hand? 2155 01:35:08,084 --> 01:35:09,953 Stay. 2156 01:35:09,954 --> 01:35:11,949 Aw, that's a girl. 2157 01:35:11,953 --> 01:35:13,914 I found you, my loving wife. 2158 01:35:13,944 --> 01:35:15,270 Oh, hello, Mr. Hanlon? 2159 01:35:15,406 --> 01:35:17,694 I didn't know was you. How am I doing? 2160 01:35:17,855 --> 01:35:19,780 Oh! You big � 2161 01:35:20,044 --> 01:35:21,196 It was all publicity! 2162 01:35:21,334 --> 01:35:23,349 You dirty double-crossing � 2163 01:35:23,537 --> 01:35:24,898 I'll have you fired! 2164 01:35:25,126 --> 01:35:26,266 Will you wait a minute? 2165 01:35:26,307 --> 01:35:27,704 Argh, get out! 2166 01:35:27,754 --> 01:35:32,304 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0